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Andrew
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🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two
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Joel just doesn’t embody that Live Mas mentality
Screen cap of a scene from the television show Ink Master in which the host, Dave Navarro, says to the cast “Taco Bell is a brand that believes in Living Mas. You are all examples of the live mas mentality”
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Hey @wapplehouse.bsky.social as much as Howard the Duck is a wild ride, it is from 1986 so kinda outside your “viewing window”. That, and you’d probably be disappointed since this bird is only seen briefly in passing:
From the 1986 movie Howard the Duck we see a female duck bathing, mammalian breasts exposed. Why does she have those boobies?
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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@tonygregori.bsky.social
This, but sleeping
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
andrewbub.bsky.social
“So, did you think of a fun and clever vanity plate?”
“Mmmmlet’s just say if I’m your ‘wingman’ I’ve got you covered, innnnmore ways than one!”
A vanity license plate that says “GOOS” Now, I don’t know if that’s a noun or a verb Is it goos, like more than one goo, or is it goos, like they are one who performs the act of gooing, or is it like a playful take on the word “goose”? I DON’T KNOW
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Look, the “Nut Shot” was a little confusing, I couldn’t really figure it out.
This though?
Another of the 25+ Coolest gifts for 2025. It’s a gun. Milwaukee branded, familiar Glock-like semi-automatic, striker fired gun. Yes please
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I hope you haven't started your holiday shopping because the Milwaukee Finger Fucker Upper just moved down a few spots on the list.
Have you seen...

The Nut Shot?
AI generated image of what appears to be a Milwaukee branded tool that is a gun shaped device with a collection of sockets inside, which all seem to be the same size, and then the "firing" end of the device is taken from an older model focus device from an eye doctor. Like the devices above, these are "advertised" in between aggregated headlines
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Why has "Toxic Air Fryer" even been an option?
screen cap of a website where thy have an article titled "Tested: Top Non-Toxic Air Fryers"
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
andrewbub.bsky.social
Buddy, I don't think you n me have the same definition of a "successful rescue"
screen cap of a headline which reads "Three more Chinese astronauts are now stranded in space following successful rescue of their colleagues"
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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“Hey, did you think of a clever vanity plate yet?”
A vanity plate that says MMM
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
andrewbub.bsky.social
i dunno... seems like a pointless and tasteless headline to run even 10 years after the guy died of... (checks notes)...
prostate cancer, cardiac arrhythmia, and congestive heart failure.
Screen cap of a headline from Louder magazine which reads: "Lemmy goes to see his doctor, and his doctor is like, 'HOLY SHIT! If you had waited another week, you'd have DIED!"" How Motorhead legend Lemmy Kilmister shrugged off his health issues for years" Lemmy Kilmister died at the age of 70 from prostate cancer, cardiac arrhythmia, and congestive heart failure.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
andrewbub.bsky.social
(it was a nice treat)
I said what I meant and I meant what I said, fried onions in a slice of American cheese
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
andrewbub.bsky.social
Is this a western Pennsylvania thing, something youser into?
The image of two bags of Pepperidge farms cookies next to each other. The name of the cookie is “Linzer”. In western Pennsylvania a commonly heard word is “yinz” which is like their version of “y’all”.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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“Mom, can we get a Joe Rogan for the left?”

Mom “We have Joe Rogan on the left at home!”
2 jars of simmering sauce sit upon a shelf, the one to the left is Korma, the one featured center is Rogan Josh
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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These 2 items off a list of 25+ Coolest Gifts for 2025 are amazing!
First up is the DeWalt "Boo Boo Maker"
And after that we have the Miwaukee "FInger FuckerUpper"!
Start your holiday gift giving season NAOW!!
Screen cap of an ad off the Yahoo News Headline Aggregator that has a computer generated image of a fake tool that looks to be a circular saw blade at the business end of a flashlight. The item is yellow and has the DeWalt tool logo on it but this piece of shit isn't real. The text of the ad reads "Best Christmas Gift: Here are 25+ of the coolest gifts for 2025" much like the previous image we have Screen cap of an ad off the Yahoo News Headline Aggregator that has a computer generated image of a fake tool that looks to be a circular saw blade at the business end of a flashlight. This time the item is red and has the Milwaukee tool logo on it. THis time the saw blade is larger and the fingers of the hand holding it are even closer to the exposed blade. Again, this piece of shit isn't real. The text of the ad reads "Here are 25+ of the coolest gifts for Black Friday 2025"
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Batman, the Dark Knight, breaking a cow tool in half much in the way he would a rifle, while saying “This is the tool of the COW. We do NOT understand it. We will not use it.”
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Prime Gaming?
For 15 years??
Huh???
It’s what’s his name, the guy from Mad Men. There’s that scene and the one guy is “I feel bad for you” and Dicky Dickhead or whatever his name is is all “I don’t think about you at all” this is that scene, from the meme
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
The cover art to the album “Sweet Oblivion” by the band Screaming Trees. It’s a photograph of a decrepit, rusted, industrial control panel with large electrical switches and dials. There’s a circle that was probably a gauge on the old board that has been replaced with an image of the band. The band’s name is across the top of the image and the title “Sweet Oblivion” is to the right in a story that almost looks like it was printed on a label maker
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
andrewbub.bsky.social
Saw this picture of Marc Andreeson and thought…
“Babies are like crayons
Right when they come out of the box they’re pointy, but after a while they get rounded off… at least the popular colors do.”
Marc Andreeson on the other hand? Not a popular color of crayon
Marc Andreeson. His head is incredibly cone shaped. Just some smug Silicon Valley money man who thinks he’s so smart and sooooo cool “Look how pointed my head is! Damn, my mom must have had one hell of a tight buginahh!”
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
andrewbub.bsky.social
Fine, I'll say it:

"Well... I hate to see her go,

but I love to watch her leave"
Screen cap of the thumbnail for an article which says "Nelly Furtado 'to step away' from performing 'for the foreseeable future" Above the headline is a recent picture of Nelly Furtado smiling and waving at an audience from a stage
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I’ve had “A WINNER IS YOU” as my header for a while. Was trying to think of something to change it to…
This one stood out:
Some fancy old painting. Buncha guys hanging out, celebrating something I dunno
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I want to try it once and that’s it

I don’t want to order it online, or buy a case or a six pack or a box of four, just one can

A man, a plan; one can
Chocolate Egg Cream Soda flavored beverage from the AriZona Iced Tea Company Made in Brooklyn No eggs, just cream Crafted of milk, seltzer, and chocolate syrup
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Almost perfect frog position, such amazing form 🙏

(I wonder what brand of shoe that is? Gotta make sure to never get a pair of those butter soles)
Chud goes chasing after a sk8erBoi and eats shit in the middle of the street, just face in the bowl yom yom yom no spoon no fork, just pig at the trough. Anyway he lands face first, laying in the street, and his legs are spread at the waist and bent at the knee, like he’s a frog or some shit The chud what ate shit in the street is getting up now, maybe? I dunno. He’s still face down, and his legs are less spread at the hip, but his ass is in the air now. Face down, ass up
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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remind her she's the reason behind every season
P U M P K I N P I E flavored Cup Noodles. Look, as far as companys go, nissin is out there. They're taking chances and swingin for the fences. Last year they made s'mores flavored cup noodles, as well as their breakfast line of noodle cup, and I regret not buying them. I went to walmart and everything, had them in my hand and decided against it. Was i wrong? Yes. Yes I was. Don't make the same mistake I made, go make your own mistakes
October 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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To me, chocolate soda tastes like… liquid tootsie roll

Which is fine

This

I’m thinking this tastes like living a devout religious life and then on your death bed seeing no tunnel of light and then filling yourself with absolute doubt

The special chemical released by your liver only heightens it
Hey yeah so Arizona Tea Company is releasing a “Chicolate Egg Cream” flavored beverage. It doesn’t have eggs in it, if that’s any comfort, but it does have milk, seltzer and chocolate syrup in it! Yay!! For real tho dog I’m gonna be all up on this shit, I’m gonna chug that fucked juice porno style glagagalagalaahaaah 🤪😜😛👅😛👅😛👅😛💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
andrewbub.bsky.social
That's some dad joke poop humor right there
Stay in the loop with hot drops. IYKYK
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM