well, actually, potassium chloride is sal... [gets beaten up by everybody all at once]

"Energy Absorb"

PATRICK! DO NOT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THIS! YOU'LL JUST ENCOURAGE THE BIOLOGISTS

1,2,3,4,5 that's the number of jobs it takes to survive

*Computer* scientists, maybe. But that's like saying economists are scientists (in that neither is a scientist).

In the end, I think this is all Big Auntie's doing. They're trying to market themselves as the better relative by comparison.

I'm sure you're the other extreme – the 'fun uncle' or 'funcle' if you will.

Funcle.

Yes, I'm going to stick with funcle.

Those are non-North American cartridges. Could be from Europe or Australia. The console looked more streamlined as well.

Like the guy who had no friends in my high school marching band because anytime someone would try to talk to him, he'd just talk shit about everyone else for no reason. Plus he had no sense of personal hygiene so he smelled bad too.

That means brownie-like, right?

"I wanted to make a light and fluffy chocolate cake, but something went wrong and it turned out much more brownian."

But the accents! The accents would drive me up the wall (to be fair, I've only seen the episodes of the original series where they crossover with the New Orleans folks)