Andi E
@andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social
Pissed off mom running dangerously low on fucks left to give
Living in Minnesota right now means having your heart shattered every time you turn on the news or chat with your friends or open social media 💔
January 22, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Living in Minnesota right now means having your heart shattered every time you turn on the news or chat with your friends or open social media 💔
The good news out of Minneapolis is that ICE kidnappings will be paused during the white nationalist hate march on Saturday since all of the agents will be busy.
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The good news out of Minneapolis is that ICE kidnappings will be paused during the white nationalist hate march on Saturday since all of the agents will be busy.
Why is the acting president of Venezuela sending armed goons to kidnap Americans? Sounds shady, someone should look into this.
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Why is the acting president of Venezuela sending armed goons to kidnap Americans? Sounds shady, someone should look into this.
So, like, I know it's the weekend and stuff, but, uh...where the fuck is Congress?
January 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
So, like, I know it's the weekend and stuff, but, uh...where the fuck is Congress?
If you can't handle me at my "butthole in your face", then you don't deserve me at my "oh look my butthole is in your face again." --my dog Frankie
January 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If you can't handle me at my "butthole in your face", then you don't deserve me at my "oh look my butthole is in your face again." --my dog Frankie
Well shoot, there's been a delay in my order and I guess New Me won't be arriving until Monday.
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Well shoot, there's been a delay in my order and I guess New Me won't be arriving until Monday.
I just played a round of Battleship with my 9 year old, but to make it more realistic, he only got unarmed fishing boats and I got really drunk while I ranted about the fog of war.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I just played a round of Battleship with my 9 year old, but to make it more realistic, he only got unarmed fishing boats and I got really drunk while I ranted about the fog of war.
I love NPR's Thanksgiving programming and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Dave's potatoes are too salty and they're going to help him through it. It's Jessica's first time hosting and her turkey is still frozen and I am deeply invested. Let's do this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I love NPR's Thanksgiving programming and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Dave's potatoes are too salty and they're going to help him through it. It's Jessica's first time hosting and her turkey is still frozen and I am deeply invested. Let's do this.
Is it time to order our jumpsuits for the camps, or do we have a little longer still? Do we get to choose our own color or will it be determined by type of infraction?
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Is it time to order our jumpsuits for the camps, or do we have a little longer still? Do we get to choose our own color or will it be determined by type of infraction?
I think it's worth noting that you can not celebrate a death and not celebrate a life at the same time.
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I think it's worth noting that you can not celebrate a death and not celebrate a life at the same time.
I was surprised to learn that Charlie Kirk was only 31 years old, and I gotta give him credit - he packed a lot of hate and harm into a short life.
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I was surprised to learn that Charlie Kirk was only 31 years old, and I gotta give him credit - he packed a lot of hate and harm into a short life.
Aw fuck yeah it's shorts and hoodie weather
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Aw fuck yeah it's shorts and hoodie weather
Congratulations to all of my billionaire friends.
July 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Congratulations to all of my billionaire friends.
The way his "address to the nation" is really just a reminder of how desperately he wants what Obama had
June 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The way his "address to the nation" is really just a reminder of how desperately he wants what Obama had
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What if you throw a $45 million birthday party for yourself and no one comes?
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What if you throw a $45 million birthday party for yourself and no one comes?
I'm not watching the parade, but I AM watching the weather and hoping for the worst ⛈️
June 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm not watching the parade, but I AM watching the weather and hoping for the worst ⛈️
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Possibly controversial opinion, but "Mandela effect" people are the worst people.
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Possibly controversial opinion, but "Mandela effect" people are the worst people.
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just finished setting up my own wheat and potato fields, honestly wasnt that difficult i dont understand what youre all so worried about
May 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
just finished setting up my own wheat and potato fields, honestly wasnt that difficult i dont understand what youre all so worried about
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i’m just saying, maybe civilization was a mistake
April 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i’m just saying, maybe civilization was a mistake
This Facebook post from a MAGA relative shortly after the election lives rent free in my head
April 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This Facebook post from a MAGA relative shortly after the election lives rent free in my head
Can someone please just nuke us already?
April 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Can someone please just nuke us already?
There is no due process for anyone unless there is due process for everyone.
April 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There is no due process for anyone unless there is due process for everyone.
So the competing theories for the president's actions seem to be:
*He's trying to enrich himself and his friends
*He's a traitor and isolating the US to help Putin
*He's insane and has no idea what he's doing
Cool. Cool cool cool.
*He's trying to enrich himself and his friends
*He's a traitor and isolating the US to help Putin
*He's insane and has no idea what he's doing
Cool. Cool cool cool.
April 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So the competing theories for the president's actions seem to be:
*He's trying to enrich himself and his friends
*He's a traitor and isolating the US to help Putin
*He's insane and has no idea what he's doing
Cool. Cool cool cool.
*He's trying to enrich himself and his friends
*He's a traitor and isolating the US to help Putin
*He's insane and has no idea what he's doing
Cool. Cool cool cool.