Kobe Bryant
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Still, He knows what He is about.
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Kobe Bryant
@ancientprawns.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Lord make me holy… RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW!
I also love Miranda
Made it to Steve in SatC. Freaking love Steve
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I also love Miranda
Made it to Steve in SatC. Freaking love Steve
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Made it to Steve in SatC. Freaking love Steve
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Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
Becoming a person who leaves compliments on strangers’ Ravelry projects… To the surprise of no one
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Becoming a person who leaves compliments on strangers’ Ravelry projects… To the surprise of no one
I don’t like it when everything’s on sale at the same time. Email too full. Lots of ideas about things to buy (gift, necessity, self-treat) but too flustered to execute strategically
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I don’t like it when everything’s on sale at the same time. Email too full. Lots of ideas about things to buy (gift, necessity, self-treat) but too flustered to execute strategically
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🎶 One breaaaad, one bodddddyyy, one Lord of Allllll 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
🎶 One breaaaad, one bodddddyyy, one Lord of Allllll 🎶
Operating 5-10% away from melting down today, at all times
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Operating 5-10% away from melting down today, at all times
[ODB voice] ooo baby I like ya SHAWWWWWL
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
[ODB voice] ooo baby I like ya SHAWWWWWL
It’s not fair when the hard pips puzzle is too easy
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s not fair when the hard pips puzzle is too easy
The outfits in SatC are so good though
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The outfits in SatC are so good though
Hey sorry real quick but members of ABBA wrote a musical about the US-Soviet chess rivalry, with the same librettist who did Jesus Christ Superstar. Which is going to become, for some period, my whole personality
open.spotify.com/track/0XvTKB...
open.spotify.com/track/0XvTKB...
One Night in Bangkok
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hey sorry real quick but members of ABBA wrote a musical about the US-Soviet chess rivalry, with the same librettist who did Jesus Christ Superstar. Which is going to become, for some period, my whole personality
open.spotify.com/track/0XvTKB...
open.spotify.com/track/0XvTKB...
Not enough butt-busting, looks like. Arghhhhhh
Earning my “busted my butt to avoid working over the holidays” badge this week. For basically the first time in my life, actually
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not enough butt-busting, looks like. Arghhhhhh
What, this old thing? It’s just my 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓦𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭. Do you… do you… like it?
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
What, this old thing? It’s just my 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓦𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭. Do you… do you… like it?
I am paying for this. But the shawl is coming along
Staying up too late! Watching Sex and the City… And knitting a shawl!
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I am paying for this. But the shawl is coming along
Staying up too late! Watching Sex and the City… And knitting a shawl!
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Staying up too late! Watching Sex and the City… And knitting a shawl!
I could use a cigarette
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I could use a cigarette
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They're forcing kids to learn the DGCL because of Folk.
They’re forcing kids to learn about the Mexican-American War because of Polk.
they're forcing kids to read "green eggs and ham" because of yolk
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They're forcing kids to learn the DGCL because of Folk.
I put a bunch of argan oil in my hair last night, maybe half an hour before washing it, and it feels *amazing* today
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I put a bunch of argan oil in my hair last night, maybe half an hour before washing it, and it feels *amazing* today
Just a great tweet
I understand that there is a popular narrative here and we’re all expected to simply repeat it in a giant circle to each other and reaffirm each other’s correctness, but I am distinct from many of you in that I have actually spent a lot of time looking at these figures. They are complex.
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Just a great tweet
Earning my “busted my butt to avoid working over the holidays” badge this week. For basically the first time in my life, actually
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Earning my “busted my butt to avoid working over the holidays” badge this week. For basically the first time in my life, actually
Crushed by the Weight of things
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Crushed by the Weight of things