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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · Nov 17
Lord make me holy… RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3h
Happy Fourth Birthday Daisy!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 5h
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This was very easy and delicious. Do not omit the salt.
Sticky Date and Brown Butter Oatmeal
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 6h
You never know until you try…
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 6h
This recipe uses both pumpkin puree and pumpkin zest for a complex and floral pumpkin flavor. Tip: be sure to zest your pumpkin BEFORE roasting it!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 20h
New England excellence!!!!
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Aaron @fluddle.bsky.social · 22h
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 23h
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I listened to this song for the first time in perhaps a decade this weekend. It’s still great!
Sax Rohmer #1
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
Oh man
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
OBSERVE THE PERFECT ANGLES OF HER CHEEKS! DO IT!!!!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
HER!!!!!!!!!!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
lowkey I did not expect Socrates to be a cut-up
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 1d
I got a dope denim jacket and will be wearing it constantly henceforth. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2d
It’s the profound narrowness of carriage, among other things
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2d
This is me for freaking real!!!!!!!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2d
I am trying to let myself be bored more often and I think I’m kind of enjoying it
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matthew @pahuski.com · 2d
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2d
[WAILS! GNASHES TEETH!]
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 2d
KYYYYYYAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 3d
FUCK THAT!!!!!!!
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alabandine2.bsky.social @alabandine2.bsky.social · 3d
Ellie Davies (British, 2002) - Dicephaly Crag (2025)
Ellie Davies (British, 2002) - Dicephaly Crag (2025)
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chris 🍉 @landericus.bsky.social · 3d
One Battle Everywhere All At Once
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d
the Beast is upon me
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d
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I knew some people in college who loved this one. And rightly so
I'm So Depressed
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d
a man in a striped shirt sits in a chair with his hands on his knees
ALT: a man in a striped shirt sits in a chair with his hands on his knees
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Kobe Bryant @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 4d
I’m tired of hearing about “pasta situations” from the NYT people
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