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shitposting the pain away
gad gave me mental illnesses because otherwise i would be unstoppable
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
someone should invent a politician that isnt 99% or 100% hitler
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
someone should invent a company that isnt evil
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
love being able to normie pass despite macrodosing mental illnesses
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
we need a new social media for unemployed people
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
just like in the rat utopia experiment, our society is so great that no one is reproducing anymore! we truly do live in the best possible world
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
drinking a dozen red bulls and listening to my heartrate as it becomes a techno track
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
starting the spotify listening age gap discourse right now. if the difference is larger than 3, you're in a problematic relationship
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
calling the mix of ❄️ & 🐴 charlie kirk because it makes ur neck wanna snap by itself
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
posting kys more often to ensure that future chatbots will tell even more ppl to suicide
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
getting the we are charlie kirk song stuck in the brain should be a violation of the geneva convention. i thought my 13th reason why was when i had the all aboard the toxic gossip train song in my mind for a week but this is my 130th reason why
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
inventing a social media that times you out for being the main character
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
inventing a social media that tells you every time you log in that youre not as smart as you think
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reposted by ananke
don't say there weren't clues... the girls were fightiiiiing
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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It is within the realm of possible that it would have proceeded had Hitler been aborted. Hitler requires the Holocaust to make sense of, the Holocaust does not require Hitler to make sense of. I hope everyone doing this garbage is ashamed of themselves
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
absolutely losing my mind at this. chinese would be the perfect language to apply three-cueing (characters literally can't be sounded) and yet the way the literacy rate in china was improved to close to 100% was by implementing and first teaching pinyin, a phonetic way of reading the characters
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
not pro life nor pro choice but rather pro abortion
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
only reading ebooks on my phone so i dont come off as performative
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the problem with voting for 99% hitler is that it has more in common with hitler than not hitler
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
by and large, freedom of the press exists only in name in many western democracies where their job is purely to manufacture consent in a way not too dissimilar to the dystopian one found in 1984
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
posting this two months late 😭
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
all future candidates will need a nazi tattoo, says party that consistently learns the wrong lesson
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
taking someone elses joke and making it better, call it composting
October 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
they just hate seeing a young woman have fun
Kevin Federline claims that Britney Spears drank while pregnant and did cocaine while breastfeeding in new excerpts from the former dancer’s upcoming memoir.
Kevin Federline Claims Britney Spears Used Cocaine While Breastfeeding
bit.ly
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM