Really? I am terrible at guessing the ending of most mysteries.
This one, I still thought the thing that couldn't have happened had happened, right til the end.

Oh, I have this one

It's like you guys didn't watch Bambi's mom get murdered in theaters when you were 5 at all

Spent my wedding night being screamed at.

He didn't say it back when I said I loved him.
He proposed in his favorite place.
I always wanted a wedding on a beach under the full moon.
Not what we did.
I dreamed of New Orleans my whole life, we went to Texas to see F1 on our honeymoon.
(Rained out.)

Most of our trips and basically every special occasion (starting with the wedding) were ruined by grudges he held. He's the opposite of romantic (because I don't deserve that) and never surprised me. He's really good at gifts, which is very weird, all things considered.

I honestly don't know.
I can't think of one.

Cattle dog!

It's the blue hair.
Shortcut.

We separated (unofficially) last year for months. He came back & wanted to try again. I was so happy.
Nothing has changed. He still runs away at the slightest conflict. Like even PERCEIVED conflict. Among other things.

4. It's 1999 and you work at Applebee's
(All of the above still apply if you go to the Walmart next door after work)

What if I'm just allergic to the ingredients in Skyrizi?
Checkmate.

KEVIN LMAO

I remember having a panic attack when I saw that bodysuits with crotch straps had returned.

I'm just so tired of having to be RESILIENT.
I want to be soft and cared for.

Maybe this much time off was a bad thing, I'm THIS close to watching Pixar movies

It's getting maudlin. Mute me if you want, guys. I haven't cried all day, but it's coming.