Chanandler Bong
@amyisverybusy.bsky.social
Avs fan, hockey player, parent to a trans kid, 805 born & raised. Tax the rich & protect the dolls.
Founder, Uber For Biospheres.
Founder, Uber For Biospheres.
That escalated quickly.
(I said chefs should not wear acrylic nails because it's unsanitary.)
(I said chefs should not wear acrylic nails because it's unsanitary.)
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That escalated quickly.
(I said chefs should not wear acrylic nails because it's unsanitary.)
(I said chefs should not wear acrylic nails because it's unsanitary.)
My kid was wondering if Twitter really enabled location, so we checked.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
My kid was wondering if Twitter really enabled location, so we checked.
She's gonna be such a pretty girl when she grows up.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
She's gonna be such a pretty girl when she grows up.
I won't get to see her grow up.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I won't get to see her grow up.
I actually sympathize most with Sarah Marshall.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I actually sympathize most with Sarah Marshall.
My girl usually prefers my husband, but she's been in here with me a lot since last week.
I think she knows.
I think she knows.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My girl usually prefers my husband, but she's been in here with me a lot since last week.
I think she knows.
I think she knows.
For me, it's this fkn idiot
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
For me, it's this fkn idiot
On the list today? A fall doormat.
Crushed to realize that I completely missed the window (on November 11th) & it's nothing but Xmas now. (I have 2.)
What is this Amazon monstrosity?
Fall, Winter, together, chaos
Crushed to realize that I completely missed the window (on November 11th) & it's nothing but Xmas now. (I have 2.)
What is this Amazon monstrosity?
Fall, Winter, together, chaos
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
On the list today? A fall doormat.
Crushed to realize that I completely missed the window (on November 11th) & it's nothing but Xmas now. (I have 2.)
What is this Amazon monstrosity?
Fall, Winter, together, chaos
Crushed to realize that I completely missed the window (on November 11th) & it's nothing but Xmas now. (I have 2.)
What is this Amazon monstrosity?
Fall, Winter, together, chaos
The two genders
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The two genders
Literally what is happening
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Literally what is happening
Putting this up in my cube tomorrow with zero context
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Putting this up in my cube tomorrow with zero context
I endorse the decision, this man is fiiiiiine
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I endorse the decision, this man is fiiiiiine
This is the only time this is the most appropriate reference for Tom Hanks
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is the only time this is the most appropriate reference for Tom Hanks
