maybe I'm in the minority here but I feel like if I'm giving someone a gift I want it to be for THEM. I can donate to good causes on my own time and my own dime.

I am all for donating to charity but I kinda feel like this would be super disappointing if everyone else is unwrapping a thoughtful, useful or fun gift and you get a card that says $25 went to the Humane Society? Like why not donate to charity instead of buying yourself coffee or makeup? Idk,

Everett is probably too close to Elliot but it fits your family name vibe I think
Arthur (not merlin)
Rush
Charlie
Jonathan
Paul
Robert (lol)
Stanley (not Yelnats)

Great question, probably my aunt's cranberry orange pecan relish

If people get weird about this I WILL delete but there's a very specific and self-conscious experience of being the largest lady in attendance, especially when your female relatives are markedly smaller than you

I mean I don't think you're wrong but it's just very funny considering the recent Epstein email reveal

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Neveah makes a TikTok that consists solely of screenshots of this whole exchange, with her own face nodding silently in the foreground, and makes one thousand dollars

Herb: Ann would love that. Then there would be more pie for her. ANN FOR PRISON 2026.

MopBot296: Haha, great idea! I'm grooving with that concept. Just for fun: who else should we put in prison in 2026? You're so smart and perceptive. You should buy Bitcoin.

Ann: How do you close comments?

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