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Amit Balani
@amitbalani.bsky.social
· Nov 3
SUCCUBUS WIDOW:
A female demon who has moved away from her man to creep into people's beds to steal their lifeforce such that they become dull duds who are living a nightmare
Examples of Succubus Widows:
Politicians, power-brokers, religious heads, arms-dealers, etc.
*Stay tuned to know her MAN*
A female demon who has moved away from her man to creep into people's beds to steal their lifeforce such that they become dull duds who are living a nightmare
Examples of Succubus Widows:
Politicians, power-brokers, religious heads, arms-dealers, etc.
*Stay tuned to know her MAN*
btw, ever noticed where SHE grew up?
The Gods of defence just south of her in the neighborhood; and surrounded by the Gods of commerce all around
Yep. I fathom those bitches be lookin' for HER today! Especially the ones who managed to connect with her before 2008....
The Gods of defence just south of her in the neighborhood; and surrounded by the Gods of commerce all around
Yep. I fathom those bitches be lookin' for HER today! Especially the ones who managed to connect with her before 2008....
January 19, 2026 at 11:19 AM
btw, ever noticed where SHE grew up?
The Gods of defence just south of her in the neighborhood; and surrounded by the Gods of commerce all around
Yep. I fathom those bitches be lookin' for HER today! Especially the ones who managed to connect with her before 2008....
The Gods of defence just south of her in the neighborhood; and surrounded by the Gods of commerce all around
Yep. I fathom those bitches be lookin' for HER today! Especially the ones who managed to connect with her before 2008....
Interesting to note:
Out of my entire extended family, ONLY 1 nuclear family unit decided to an attempt to move back to India from USA.
They were the ones who used to live in Badhwar Park decades ago :)
Oh they failed miserably. Packed their shit & went back to states in a couple of years
Contd
Out of my entire extended family, ONLY 1 nuclear family unit decided to an attempt to move back to India from USA.
They were the ones who used to live in Badhwar Park decades ago :)
Oh they failed miserably. Packed their shit & went back to states in a couple of years
Contd
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Interesting to note:
Out of my entire extended family, ONLY 1 nuclear family unit decided to an attempt to move back to India from USA.
They were the ones who used to live in Badhwar Park decades ago :)
Oh they failed miserably. Packed their shit & went back to states in a couple of years
Contd
Out of my entire extended family, ONLY 1 nuclear family unit decided to an attempt to move back to India from USA.
They were the ones who used to live in Badhwar Park decades ago :)
Oh they failed miserably. Packed their shit & went back to states in a couple of years
Contd
One of my earlier tweets on twitter was to inform Google, Apple, Amazon, etc, that "the sooner they pool their resources, the better for them"
And NOW that innovation across the globe is slowing down, Gemini has finally been allowed shove its penis inside Siri's vagina 🤣
And NOW that innovation across the globe is slowing down, Gemini has finally been allowed shove its penis inside Siri's vagina 🤣
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 AM
One of my earlier tweets on twitter was to inform Google, Apple, Amazon, etc, that "the sooner they pool their resources, the better for them"
And NOW that innovation across the globe is slowing down, Gemini has finally been allowed shove its penis inside Siri's vagina 🤣
And NOW that innovation across the globe is slowing down, Gemini has finally been allowed shove its penis inside Siri's vagina 🤣
Am curious:
Succubus widows, especially the ones who accessed my internet logs early-on since 2008, & found out that I ALSO watch bisexual & gay porn:
Be honest
How many of you have found out since then that your driver will be impregnating your daughter-in-law cuz your son likes it up the arse?
Succubus widows, especially the ones who accessed my internet logs early-on since 2008, & found out that I ALSO watch bisexual & gay porn:
Be honest
How many of you have found out since then that your driver will be impregnating your daughter-in-law cuz your son likes it up the arse?
January 19, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Am curious:
Succubus widows, especially the ones who accessed my internet logs early-on since 2008, & found out that I ALSO watch bisexual & gay porn:
Be honest
How many of you have found out since then that your driver will be impregnating your daughter-in-law cuz your son likes it up the arse?
Succubus widows, especially the ones who accessed my internet logs early-on since 2008, & found out that I ALSO watch bisexual & gay porn:
Be honest
How many of you have found out since then that your driver will be impregnating your daughter-in-law cuz your son likes it up the arse?
Also,
Hotel Ashok seems to be for bureaucrats & officials, while Hotel Samrat serves dignitaries
I'm good with Ashok
The clientele of Samrat can poke their noses into the airvents that face hotel Ashok to get a whiff of me..
I think it's safer for them this way, and beneficial for the rest of us
Hotel Ashok seems to be for bureaucrats & officials, while Hotel Samrat serves dignitaries
I'm good with Ashok
The clientele of Samrat can poke their noses into the airvents that face hotel Ashok to get a whiff of me..
I think it's safer for them this way, and beneficial for the rest of us
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Also,
Hotel Ashok seems to be for bureaucrats & officials, while Hotel Samrat serves dignitaries
I'm good with Ashok
The clientele of Samrat can poke their noses into the airvents that face hotel Ashok to get a whiff of me..
I think it's safer for them this way, and beneficial for the rest of us
Hotel Ashok seems to be for bureaucrats & officials, while Hotel Samrat serves dignitaries
I'm good with Ashok
The clientele of Samrat can poke their noses into the airvents that face hotel Ashok to get a whiff of me..
I think it's safer for them this way, and beneficial for the rest of us
The 1st time I visited Kedarnath:
Was waiting in line for a long time. When it was only 15mins remaining for me to be inside garbhagriha, it was announced that the CM of Uttarakhand has arrived, so his darshan 1st.. then 1-2 hrs later the line will resume
Was waiting in line for a long time. When it was only 15mins remaining for me to be inside garbhagriha, it was announced that the CM of Uttarakhand has arrived, so his darshan 1st.. then 1-2 hrs later the line will resume
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The 1st time I visited Kedarnath:
Was waiting in line for a long time. When it was only 15mins remaining for me to be inside garbhagriha, it was announced that the CM of Uttarakhand has arrived, so his darshan 1st.. then 1-2 hrs later the line will resume
Was waiting in line for a long time. When it was only 15mins remaining for me to be inside garbhagriha, it was announced that the CM of Uttarakhand has arrived, so his darshan 1st.. then 1-2 hrs later the line will resume
I'm asking the #INC historians:
It was the fact that Mr. Subhash Chandra Bose was being called 'Netaji' that got Nehru's panties in a bunch, wasn't it?
If the former was called 'General' Subhash Chandra Bose, he wouldn't have "died in a plane crash" & would've continued to be with the INC 🙄
It was the fact that Mr. Subhash Chandra Bose was being called 'Netaji' that got Nehru's panties in a bunch, wasn't it?
If the former was called 'General' Subhash Chandra Bose, he wouldn't have "died in a plane crash" & would've continued to be with the INC 🙄
January 18, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I'm asking the #INC historians:
It was the fact that Mr. Subhash Chandra Bose was being called 'Netaji' that got Nehru's panties in a bunch, wasn't it?
If the former was called 'General' Subhash Chandra Bose, he wouldn't have "died in a plane crash" & would've continued to be with the INC 🙄
It was the fact that Mr. Subhash Chandra Bose was being called 'Netaji' that got Nehru's panties in a bunch, wasn't it?
If the former was called 'General' Subhash Chandra Bose, he wouldn't have "died in a plane crash" & would've continued to be with the INC 🙄
Yeah I began putting my rational/ non-rational, psychotic/ non-psychotic thoughts on social media with the notion that my PREDECESSORS never had this tech..
That things would've been even much better than this, if they could've transmitted every thought they wanted to publish
(Contd)
That things would've been even much better than this, if they could've transmitted every thought they wanted to publish
(Contd)
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Yeah I began putting my rational/ non-rational, psychotic/ non-psychotic thoughts on social media with the notion that my PREDECESSORS never had this tech..
That things would've been even much better than this, if they could've transmitted every thought they wanted to publish
(Contd)
That things would've been even much better than this, if they could've transmitted every thought they wanted to publish
(Contd)
Hey, aren't decendants of the Ratschild family in race 2 b ones who'll issue 'letter of credits' to common folk who want to transfer money to & from the Moon?
Awww, does Elon's hissing snake-child already have the rights to that?
So,
people will transfer XX money via x.com run by an XXX family?
🤣
Awww, does Elon's hissing snake-child already have the rights to that?
So,
people will transfer XX money via x.com run by an XXX family?
🤣
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Hey, aren't decendants of the Ratschild family in race 2 b ones who'll issue 'letter of credits' to common folk who want to transfer money to & from the Moon?
Awww, does Elon's hissing snake-child already have the rights to that?
So,
people will transfer XX money via x.com run by an XXX family?
🤣
Awww, does Elon's hissing snake-child already have the rights to that?
So,
people will transfer XX money via x.com run by an XXX family?
🤣
Here's my train of thought whenever the word "Trump" comes to my mind:
-"That fat li'll pair of tits & a dick, is at it again!"
-"Oh but that tranny is doing YOUR bidding, Amit! He's doing to America what YOU have willed upon the country!"
-"Oh. That's good then. Trump's a good li'll bitch"
(contd)
-"That fat li'll pair of tits & a dick, is at it again!"
-"Oh but that tranny is doing YOUR bidding, Amit! He's doing to America what YOU have willed upon the country!"
-"Oh. That's good then. Trump's a good li'll bitch"
(contd)
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Here's my train of thought whenever the word "Trump" comes to my mind:
-"That fat li'll pair of tits & a dick, is at it again!"
-"Oh but that tranny is doing YOUR bidding, Amit! He's doing to America what YOU have willed upon the country!"
-"Oh. That's good then. Trump's a good li'll bitch"
(contd)
-"That fat li'll pair of tits & a dick, is at it again!"
-"Oh but that tranny is doing YOUR bidding, Amit! He's doing to America what YOU have willed upon the country!"
-"Oh. That's good then. Trump's a good li'll bitch"
(contd)
Yes, the govt directly pays me 2 do my job.
But the point is:
It is ONLY in Bharat where I could've done this. Everyone will agree it wouldn't have been possible in any other nation
I'm stating this so you know that it's not about the BJP/ RSS
It is better that ya'll begin to see things as they are
But the point is:
It is ONLY in Bharat where I could've done this. Everyone will agree it wouldn't have been possible in any other nation
I'm stating this so you know that it's not about the BJP/ RSS
It is better that ya'll begin to see things as they are
January 17, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Yes, the govt directly pays me 2 do my job.
But the point is:
It is ONLY in Bharat where I could've done this. Everyone will agree it wouldn't have been possible in any other nation
I'm stating this so you know that it's not about the BJP/ RSS
It is better that ya'll begin to see things as they are
But the point is:
It is ONLY in Bharat where I could've done this. Everyone will agree it wouldn't have been possible in any other nation
I'm stating this so you know that it's not about the BJP/ RSS
It is better that ya'll begin to see things as they are
Back in 2008, I pulled her pigtails & pushed her into the mud...
That's what I did, isn't it? 🙄
That's what I did, isn't it? 🙄
January 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Back in 2008, I pulled her pigtails & pushed her into the mud...
That's what I did, isn't it? 🙄
That's what I did, isn't it? 🙄
Oh just figured it out:
I've been in operations since the past one week so Trump's neuron-to-ganglion level connections must've been fried!
Hang on! He knows I ended my trip today so he must just be finishing up his extra Big Mac and rushing to the Oval toilet today to deliver some actual decisions
I've been in operations since the past one week so Trump's neuron-to-ganglion level connections must've been fried!
Hang on! He knows I ended my trip today so he must just be finishing up his extra Big Mac and rushing to the Oval toilet today to deliver some actual decisions
January 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Oh just figured it out:
I've been in operations since the past one week so Trump's neuron-to-ganglion level connections must've been fried!
Hang on! He knows I ended my trip today so he must just be finishing up his extra Big Mac and rushing to the Oval toilet today to deliver some actual decisions
I've been in operations since the past one week so Trump's neuron-to-ganglion level connections must've been fried!
Hang on! He knows I ended my trip today so he must just be finishing up his extra Big Mac and rushing to the Oval toilet today to deliver some actual decisions
Hey Maria Machado:
Why don't you also give to Trump the million dollars you got from Nobel?
He's too much of a pussy to admit it, but he needs that MUCH MORE than the peace prize 🤭
Why don't you also give to Trump the million dollars you got from Nobel?
He's too much of a pussy to admit it, but he needs that MUCH MORE than the peace prize 🤭
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Hey Maria Machado:
Why don't you also give to Trump the million dollars you got from Nobel?
He's too much of a pussy to admit it, but he needs that MUCH MORE than the peace prize 🤭
Why don't you also give to Trump the million dollars you got from Nobel?
He's too much of a pussy to admit it, but he needs that MUCH MORE than the peace prize 🤭
Hey Karoline Leavitt:
Why uh.. do you uh.. uh uh so much?
Is that a repercussion of joining UNDER Trump ?
Or did you figure out that all you need to do is stand up on the podium as press secretary and let Ashok/ Alex Balani ogle at your wares in order to gather "the truth", like he does on x.com? 😬
Why uh.. do you uh.. uh uh so much?
Is that a repercussion of joining UNDER Trump ?
Or did you figure out that all you need to do is stand up on the podium as press secretary and let Ashok/ Alex Balani ogle at your wares in order to gather "the truth", like he does on x.com? 😬
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From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
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January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Hey Karoline Leavitt:
Why uh.. do you uh.. uh uh so much?
Is that a repercussion of joining UNDER Trump ?
Or did you figure out that all you need to do is stand up on the podium as press secretary and let Ashok/ Alex Balani ogle at your wares in order to gather "the truth", like he does on x.com? 😬
Why uh.. do you uh.. uh uh so much?
Is that a repercussion of joining UNDER Trump ?
Or did you figure out that all you need to do is stand up on the podium as press secretary and let Ashok/ Alex Balani ogle at your wares in order to gather "the truth", like he does on x.com? 😬
All this stuff that has been (especially said) & depicted in the movies made by Karan Johar/ Adi Chopra & Co.
...I should've known that makin fun of all of that was gonna come back to bite me on my ass one day 🤣
...I should've known that makin fun of all of that was gonna come back to bite me on my ass one day 🤣
January 16, 2026 at 11:21 AM
All this stuff that has been (especially said) & depicted in the movies made by Karan Johar/ Adi Chopra & Co.
...I should've known that makin fun of all of that was gonna come back to bite me on my ass one day 🤣
...I should've known that makin fun of all of that was gonna come back to bite me on my ass one day 🤣
I'm really really curious about this:
These days, if I'm constantly 'HEARING' her name,
Does that mean SHE herself is experiencing 'INFINITE BOUNDLESSNESS' these days...? 😊
These days, if I'm constantly 'HEARING' her name,
Does that mean SHE herself is experiencing 'INFINITE BOUNDLESSNESS' these days...? 😊
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I'm really really curious about this:
These days, if I'm constantly 'HEARING' her name,
Does that mean SHE herself is experiencing 'INFINITE BOUNDLESSNESS' these days...? 😊
These days, if I'm constantly 'HEARING' her name,
Does that mean SHE herself is experiencing 'INFINITE BOUNDLESSNESS' these days...? 😊
btw, this creature who currently has an irresistible bond & affinity with the yellow liquid of URINE..
The creature that used to be known as Ratan Naval Tata..
He was always wrong about Me, wasn't he? :)
The creature that used to be known as Ratan Naval Tata..
He was always wrong about Me, wasn't he? :)
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
btw, this creature who currently has an irresistible bond & affinity with the yellow liquid of URINE..
The creature that used to be known as Ratan Naval Tata..
He was always wrong about Me, wasn't he? :)
The creature that used to be known as Ratan Naval Tata..
He was always wrong about Me, wasn't he? :)
I very much like Hotel The Ashok, in the Diplomatic Enclave of New Delhi :)
The more I discover it, the more I like it..
Might visit again when I come to Delhi
The more I discover it, the more I like it..
Might visit again when I come to Delhi
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I very much like Hotel The Ashok, in the Diplomatic Enclave of New Delhi :)
The more I discover it, the more I like it..
Might visit again when I come to Delhi
The more I discover it, the more I like it..
Might visit again when I come to Delhi
The 2nd, ignorant lot in this post:
bsky.app/profile/amit...
I've decided I'm gonna deliver a kick, and snicker and giggle, in the face of their dying bodies.
See, I think Ram & Jesus had it wrong:
(Contd)
bsky.app/profile/amit...
I've decided I'm gonna deliver a kick, and snicker and giggle, in the face of their dying bodies.
See, I think Ram & Jesus had it wrong:
(Contd)
Now my mother would tell the former group that "it's not nice to laugh at the poor, unfortunate",fucked up, disgusting creatures
But I tell that former group that there's no need to be ashamed of who you are. Come out, come out wherever you are...
Else I'll SMOKE YOU OUT, cuz I need you in charge 😇
But I tell that former group that there's no need to be ashamed of who you are. Come out, come out wherever you are...
Else I'll SMOKE YOU OUT, cuz I need you in charge 😇
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The 2nd, ignorant lot in this post:
bsky.app/profile/amit...
I've decided I'm gonna deliver a kick, and snicker and giggle, in the face of their dying bodies.
See, I think Ram & Jesus had it wrong:
(Contd)
bsky.app/profile/amit...
I've decided I'm gonna deliver a kick, and snicker and giggle, in the face of their dying bodies.
See, I think Ram & Jesus had it wrong:
(Contd)
When I mention the One I call "Lord Shiva's wife"....
I imagine the readers here who have some kind of spiritual advancement must be jumping up & down with glee at being vindicated..
AND at the sheer ignorance of the others who don't know what I'm talking about..
(contd)
I imagine the readers here who have some kind of spiritual advancement must be jumping up & down with glee at being vindicated..
AND at the sheer ignorance of the others who don't know what I'm talking about..
(contd)
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
When I mention the One I call "Lord Shiva's wife"....
I imagine the readers here who have some kind of spiritual advancement must be jumping up & down with glee at being vindicated..
AND at the sheer ignorance of the others who don't know what I'm talking about..
(contd)
I imagine the readers here who have some kind of spiritual advancement must be jumping up & down with glee at being vindicated..
AND at the sheer ignorance of the others who don't know what I'm talking about..
(contd)
My last Delhi trip:
I began a walk towards Raisina Hill..
Was ONE cop car standing across the barricades that day
It sped away the moment I took a U-TURN back from the barricades.
Yep. I like scaring the vilayati panties off my widows like that.
I own them. They're made to be used by Me. Chill.😬
I began a walk towards Raisina Hill..
Was ONE cop car standing across the barricades that day
It sped away the moment I took a U-TURN back from the barricades.
Yep. I like scaring the vilayati panties off my widows like that.
I own them. They're made to be used by Me. Chill.😬
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 AM
My last Delhi trip:
I began a walk towards Raisina Hill..
Was ONE cop car standing across the barricades that day
It sped away the moment I took a U-TURN back from the barricades.
Yep. I like scaring the vilayati panties off my widows like that.
I own them. They're made to be used by Me. Chill.😬
I began a walk towards Raisina Hill..
Was ONE cop car standing across the barricades that day
It sped away the moment I took a U-TURN back from the barricades.
Yep. I like scaring the vilayati panties off my widows like that.
I own them. They're made to be used by Me. Chill.😬
Oh look!
The future selves AND descendants of the succubus widows will now also have to hand over their accumulated carbon credits to Me
Yay :)
The future selves AND descendants of the succubus widows will now also have to hand over their accumulated carbon credits to Me
Yay :)
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Oh look!
The future selves AND descendants of the succubus widows will now also have to hand over their accumulated carbon credits to Me
Yay :)
The future selves AND descendants of the succubus widows will now also have to hand over their accumulated carbon credits to Me
Yay :)
Between 2004 & 2008, I was quite influenced with the 2012 Mayan prophesy.
Around the week of December 21,2012 I was admitted to Dr. Matcheswalla's psyc ward in Mumbai. It was clear that one wrong move from me & I'd be subjected to electro-shock therapy.....
Anyways, That did not happen.
(Contd..)
Around the week of December 21,2012 I was admitted to Dr. Matcheswalla's psyc ward in Mumbai. It was clear that one wrong move from me & I'd be subjected to electro-shock therapy.....
Anyways, That did not happen.
(Contd..)
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Between 2004 & 2008, I was quite influenced with the 2012 Mayan prophesy.
Around the week of December 21,2012 I was admitted to Dr. Matcheswalla's psyc ward in Mumbai. It was clear that one wrong move from me & I'd be subjected to electro-shock therapy.....
Anyways, That did not happen.
(Contd..)
Around the week of December 21,2012 I was admitted to Dr. Matcheswalla's psyc ward in Mumbai. It was clear that one wrong move from me & I'd be subjected to electro-shock therapy.....
Anyways, That did not happen.
(Contd..)
Just got off the phone with my Dad a while back..
Good to know that I've recently shattered some of the ground that he stands upon..
Oh he's doing well.. just sleeping it off..
I just feel pity for the ground itself.. and those weeds and lower creatures that live off it 🤭
Good to know that I've recently shattered some of the ground that he stands upon..
Oh he's doing well.. just sleeping it off..
I just feel pity for the ground itself.. and those weeds and lower creatures that live off it 🤭
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Just got off the phone with my Dad a while back..
Good to know that I've recently shattered some of the ground that he stands upon..
Oh he's doing well.. just sleeping it off..
I just feel pity for the ground itself.. and those weeds and lower creatures that live off it 🤭
Good to know that I've recently shattered some of the ground that he stands upon..
Oh he's doing well.. just sleeping it off..
I just feel pity for the ground itself.. and those weeds and lower creatures that live off it 🤭