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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 1h

Another proof that humans have been around longer than is dreamt of in the philosophy of snakes & scorpions..

They laugh at a scientific 1-2 lac year history in their tiny vision of a 6k yr old earth

But their religion is such: Limited to ONLY this time

indiandefencereview.com/world-oldest...

World’s Oldest Wooden Structure Found in Zambia: A 476,000-Year-Old Discovery That Shatters Human Evolution Theories

Archaeologists have discovered the world’s oldest known notched logs, dating back 476,000 years!

indiandefencereview.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 9h

When #Pakistan, influenced by a religion #islam that leaves no space for others, sees an enemy where there is none and plots revenge & destruction over the economic well-being of its own citizens..
Then #India doesn't really have to do all this 🙄

indianexpress.com/article/citi...

Operation Sindoor was just a trailer, now BrahMos can reach all of Pakistan: Rajnath

The Union Defence Minister and Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath flagged off the first batch of supersonic BrahMos missiles manufactured at the Lucknow unit of BrahMos Aerospace Limited on ...

indianexpress.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 1d

Let's not forget #australia
Isn't it great that the white sister doesn't have to curb it's Chinese/ Russian imports

THIS IS HOW white people perpetuate their tribal community

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

against which threat?
#saudi #arabia is a part of the #BRICS. The top players in THAT alliance will NOT be happy.

I always think these people have a century's worth of strategy in place.
Now it increasingly seems as if nobody knows what in hell they are doing 😱

www.dawn.com/news/1949494...

Saudi Arabia in talks with US for defence pact: report

Trump administration official says there were discussions about signing something when Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman visits White House next month.

www.dawn.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

Stop investing literally ALL of the begged-aid into spewing hatred towards neighbors (and thousands of kms faraway #Israel i.e. THAT hatred which has benevolently been given to you by the #quran )
Use that BHEEKH to help your #citizens instead. That's what u gotta do :)

www.dawn.com/news/1948883...

From friends to foes: Pakistan must rethink its approach to the Taliban. But what does that look like?

Even though the fighting has stopped for now, the situation remains extremely volatile, and hence, questions arise: what triggered this situation, and where do we go from here?

www.dawn.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

Ready for Two-front war?

Translation:
"I just sucked some #communist dick in affirmation of my belief in #Allah , so now my country is ready for war. And yes, now that a CCP member has imprinted upon me in bed, you may now call me Hon'able minister janab" 🤣

www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/p...

Pakistan's Khawaja Asif says ready for 'two-front war', cites India amid conflict with Afghan Taliban

Khawaja Asif warns of potential Indian aggression at the border, asserting readiness for a two-front war amid tensions in Afghanistan.  | Latest News India

www.hindustantimes.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

The reason I say this:
Only the most vicious wench-God would command her subjects 2 decapitate it's victims - not only so that the body may die shamefully, but also d victim's soul should weep on its own existence after having gone through such humiliation.

Verily I say unto you:
Abraham was evil!

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

And yes, the #financial markets and major financial institutions fell in 2008 cuz SHE had started waking up ☝️

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

See, the fact that David #Headley & co. had planned much in advance holds NO importance to Me.

I still say 26/11 began where it began cuz I had started taking U-turns at Badhwar Park ☝️

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 3d

Hey, isn't weird that #Musk & #Trump NEVER really talk about their newfound blood-feud?

Maybe when Musk was given the go-ahead to "buy his president", Trump & Musk had been advised by someone like White-Cain to have sex with each other to seal the deal

...and now that's embarrassing to talk about🤣

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 3d

Why did Mr. #Modi assure Trump?
Because #Trump saved #India from #Pakistan 's wrath? 🤭

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/16/t...

Trump says Modi assured him India will stop Russian oil purchases, but timeline unclear

Trump said Washington was unhappy with New Delhi's purchases of Russian crude because it allowed Moscow to continue waging its "ridiculous war" in Ukraine.

www.cnbc.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 3d

now that's TWO major #QUAD members who are being told what to do
So when #NATO (in their own violent nature) starts creeping up on Russia as usual, & a fight finally breaks out
How eager does USA think will 2 out of 4 QUAD members be to take on this "Axis of Resistance"?
www.scmp.com/news/asia/ea...

After India, US tells Japan to stop importing Russian energy

US President Trump said that Indian Prime Minister Modi has pledged to stop buying oil from Moscow.

www.scmp.com

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 3d

Good good...! This is good!
All is going according to the Grand Masterplan!

Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

www.scmp.com/news/world/u...

Major US news outlets vacate offices at Pentagon over new reporting restrictions

Journalists return press credentials rather than agree to Trump administration-imposed rules on their work covering defence.

www.scmp.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 3d

Did anyone notice?
#Trump 's lawsuit heat has died down.
And now, he's literally making a mockery out of the #constitution of the #USA ... Without fear of the #Devil !

Hmmm.. He must've made a #deal with Me when I was very, very High 😬

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 4d

Also, Rajeev and his sister-wife Mrs. Mahika Lalwani once tried to employ me into #Amway 🤭

The fourth unknown guy at the table had the task of the lecture..

At the end, fourth ran away quickly, Rajeev's sister-wife was giggling & Rajeev had the look as if he had made a gross error 😇

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

Kyon G, Rajeev & Deepak:
इतना तो पक्का था ना कि यह #marraige function में किसी family member कि बहुत बस्ती होने वाली है...

तो हुई ना!!!!!!!!

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

*ahem*
When you treat them as equals, that is..
Until then, everything was balanced

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

It's really amazing how many numerous Gods have painstakingly contributed to change the lives of these camel-fuckers..

Did you know that until 1970, these pieces of #bacon didn't even have the fortune of living in a 'pakka makan'
Now look what the pigs have cooked up 🤣

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

Remains of slain captives remain in Gaza?
Lemme guess:
Because #mohammad wanted a little respect towards women, the middle East is now just a large chicken-coop.
Similarly, he outlawed #cannibalism. So now #hamas will cook bodies & eat in glory of #Allah

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/middle...

Gaza deal: Trump signs peace plan, hostages exchanged, Israeli troops return — what’s next? - The Times of India

Middle East News: A landmark Gaza peace deal, brokered by the US and regional leaders, was signed in Egypt, facilitating a hostage-prisoner exchange. While initial phas

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

Arre deepak, tu #Sharad #pawar ka lavda toh regularly choosti hogi na?

Next time you meet Mantara Pawar to discuss how I single-handedly destroyed both your lives, be sure to note how proud she feels that
"Usne mujhe khana khiyala hua hai" 🤭

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

These are just a few pointers towards what my family has evolved into..
Even the most powerful brood in the world won't be as vicious as THIS part of my family, who after all their efforts, have managed to progress only upto stupidly mediocre levels 😇

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

I guess the reason Rajeev Ballani sent Mrs. Mahika Lalwani to me was his own inner ghost which was constantly screaming to me:
"You did this to me!! I'm going to make a sister-fucker out of you too!! Aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!"

🤣

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

JK Ballani managed to drive away every respectable member of my family from their parties
Now only the decadent gather there..

I’m the one & only non-respectable member of the family who they scampered to drive away 😇

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

Hey Rajeev!
Did you feel like much of a man when your ‘sliding-into-sister’ father held you by the hand and taught you how to make a cuckold out of Bhavna’s husband?

No wonder is it’s so easy to get you sulking, you map-of-insect-on-the-face 😂

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

Rajeev even sent his & my cousin Nikki Sadarangani/ Mahika Lalwani to seduce me.
They actually used to compare notes at the end of the day 🤭
I’m not supposed to know this cuz “I’m a chutiya” according to the late JK Ballani
I’d rather be a chutiya then become what these people have become, eh? 😁

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