A half-clever Tapir
amelia.codes
A half-clever Tapir
@amelia.codes
Kind of like if a cat had ADHD
She/her
All new legislation needs to include a threat model exploring how the most evil people on earth could abuse the proposed law.
The policy being weaponized to inflict pain on the marginalized is intended to keep retailers from charging SNAP customers more than they charge non-SNAP customers.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What is with places referring to you by first and middle name?
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
October 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“When will you stop talking about RTO?” When workers have UBI, Universal Healthcare, and a 4 day work week
These are the kind of business plans that only in-office collaboration can achieve
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Had one mildly successful post and how the heck do big accounts use this app?
September 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do you hear the people sing? 🎶
HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by A half-clever Tapir
Seattle mayor in a nutshell
Then Melissa Santos of Axios asked a follow up on the Center City Connector and Harrell confirmed he both supports the project and has no plan to advance it.
September 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I swear some days the only thing keeping me going is the knowledge that simply by existing as a trans person I am able to piss off Alito and Thomas.
NEWS: The full Eleventh Circuit, in an 8-5 vote, held that an insurance policy excluding transgender gender-affirming surgical care does not facially violate Title VII b/c — following SCOTUS's Skrmetti reasoning — "it does not treat anyone differently based on a protected characteristic."
September 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Most people: I cant understand why you like math so much, math is boring

Meanwhile in math:
September 2, 2024 at 9:25 PM
We need more leaders with ADHD who can just get shit done.
People need to call the governor’s office and let her know that she just issue the damned order instead of dilly-dallying.
Also @tinakotek.bsky.social you could just cut through all of this for us, by issuing the same kind of standing order Bob Ferguson did in WA! Maybe operate from values and courage for once instead of needlessly hemming and hawing for no discernible reason?
September 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Everything I learn about the immigration system is a new horror. The only moral system is to open the borders and let anyone who wants to come here do so.
August 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I really want to know if these institutions that are capitulating to the govt are doing so because they are cowards or because they actually agree with what the govt is doing.
August 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don’t know about anyone else, but at MY kitchen table we talk about the patriarchy, the unhoused, and how people who supported Reagan and Bush shouldn’t be listened to.
August 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“Wait times to see a doctor have increased from X to Y over the past Z years. Meanwhile, my opponent is too busy obsessing over trans kids to care about things like whether your kids have a pediatrician you can trust or if you can afford the copay when your child is sick.”
August 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
“My opponent wants to debate human rights in the marketplace of ideas. But you know what else is a marketplace? Healthcare. And under my plan, we’ll supply thousands more highly trained doctors each year to lower costs and reduce wait times.”
August 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
“Being inclusive makes the world a better place and costs nothing: just like your medical care should. And the same people that are spreading hate are also doing their best to make it so you’ll go bankrupt if you ever develop cancer.”
August 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Darn right I say ‘pregnant person’. Because I’m not a dick. If that bothers you, maybe you should examine why. Preferably with a therapist. Which you’ll be able to afford with my Medicare For All plan”.
August 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If your goal is to describe the set of all individuals who are pregnant, then "pregnant people" is the correct phrase. Because some people who are pregnant are not women. This is just the correct way to describe the set.

The alternative isn't just transphobic, it's incorrect!
August 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
it’s important in these times that we remember the true victims of bathroom policing: cis-women.
August 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Watched someone on msnbc suggest that the dems’ problem is they sound unnatural…because they’re careful to not offend people?

Dude, if you don’t sound natural when you don’t insult people maybe that should clue you into a bigger problem you have?
July 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Mamdani: *overwhelmingly wins primary despite huge funding delta and the bulk of trad dems falling in line behind Cuomo*

Trad dems: Vote for Newsom or else!!!!
July 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’ve long been of the opinion that, as a practical matter, an open border policy would be best from a practicality pov. Increasingly, I am thinking it is actually the only moral immigration policy.
Yeah, the scary part about immigration law relating to criminal convictions is that in most cases it literally does not matter how long ago the convictions occurred. Congress can even pass a law AFTER your conviction that renders you deportable for that past conduct.
The marijuana possession was adjudicate 18 years ago.
July 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Imagine bragging that you tried to stop asylum seekers from coming into the US. Embarrassing.
July 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Death on Two Legs” is so underrated. Possibly Queen’s best song.
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM