I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME

Been waiting unsuccessfully for Lordi to pop up at an opportune moment for years and now you’re telling me they’re going to be at The O2 with This New Eurovision Tour?
First date is in London. Warmup show WHERE???

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

Determined to clear my “to listen” playlist today. The new Halestorm album has been on there since August, for shame

No need for non-Spanish speakers to hit translate here...

Is it fucking summer yet

My friend in Florida just sent me this in regards to the falling temperatures there at the moment. I remain unconvinced that Florida is real

Poppy’s new album is out today so nobody bother me for the rest of the morning

I didn’t have “strongly agreeing with a Kirsty Allsopp take” on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

In other news, I’m following a lot of lovely people who post quite heavily about politics (hello!!) - which is fab but I need a bit of balance on my feed - pls send your fave pages about memes or dogs or heavy metal to soothe me x

Literally just saw a newspaper article from A Well Known Newspaper say that we should essentially leave X alone on the undressing children with AI stuff, but instead crack down on people shouting at Rowling, and now I want to pour bleach onto my brain

Also am following everyone back because my feed is a non-existent mess and I need to know how to work this damn app x

I saw a dog today who did the biggest piss I’ve ever seen. Covered all four paws and started running down the street like a river. Absolutely incredible stuff

How do I work this thing??
As Cher once said - “Can any one C me??”