they're taking freakruary very seriously 💀

that was

I just got off work, what the hell did they do this time?

No fr I've rewatched it like 5 times, just last month. I get they have "responsibilities" or whatever but they need to finish it 😭😭

phlatmates

Uni could never teach you about a cow dressed as a knight 😌

Update: I read both of them. The one written by lessamazingemmy is mostly a seriously written fic, with some humour elements. The one written by sonnybunnymoore is a full-on crackfic and does not take itself seriously /pos

This! There needs to be an incest warning on ao3 and it's ridiculous they haven't done that yet.

The whole reason I filter out non-con is to not see ANY implication of it! Suppose it's my fault I forgot to copypaste my lists of tags to exclude this one time /sar

if you have insta, i can dm it if you'd like 😼 remind me tomorrow morning

if you think the billionaire pedophiles getting to hoard more wealth, ICE’s terrorism, police brutality, military intervention in other countries, bombing palestinians — all things the right stands for— are justified, then i’m against you

dan said if we do enough sacrifices..... like girl i already pay for your patreon and went to your stage show what else can i do