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Lorenzo but Santa, actually
@amazinglorenzo.bsky.social
songwriter, actor, bartender, ACAB. mainly sports skeets. Fiorentina, Liverpool, Padres 🇮🇹🍁🦅
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I’ll post some thank yous later but for now if y’all want to give it a spin (at work, on a drive, or just later) here is a little directory to different places you can stream or purchase

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Vader seeing his son streak toward the Death Star’s only weak point
Was that fucking subulba?
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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death, taxes, Antonio Conte in Europe
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Curtis, Hugo, Ryan all v v good, rest of the lads need to offer a little more here
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
lol whatever just keep playing better than these
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Lorenzo’s Liverpool keys to victory:

- defend set pieces
- overloads in midfield with quick transitions
- Isak does a thing

ok go team
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Lady Macbeth to Macbeth, trying to convince him of something or other
I would murder that baby.
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
honestly this is probably for the best cuz getting the dub might have papered over the cracks … now maybe changes will be made that lead to improvement. go Birds lol
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Dean is so good. this D is so good. they deserve better
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I know I should be mad as an Eagles fan but that was just straight hilarious
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
in the last 10 days all of these situations have all somehow gotten worse
- Fiorentina are joint bottom of Serie A
- Padres aren’t even playing and yet crisis, ownership are selling the team, had to replace the manager, let Cease leave
- Birds, well, a touchdown every 6 quarters won’t do it
- Liverpool have lost 9 of 12
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Travis Kelce could have retired at the top of his game and a Super Bowl champion but instead he dated a musician and it ruined his life
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
this Texans team would be so good if they could even remotely run the ball
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
-yarr time to face davey jones’ airlock-er

-space walk THE PLANK

-idk talk about “cosmic booty” a lot
Ok my next D&D character is a space pirate. Please suggest good lines that are the space versions of talking like a pirate.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I love my footy teams (derogatory)
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
safely out of the jaws of victory, phew
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
phwoar what a goal
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Gomez came into this game like he just got out of bed
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
baffling challenge by Ibou
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
as many people have already made the comparison, very Torres esque brace
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM HUGO
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the Cody Gakpo will continue till Cody Gakpo improves
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
decent half, controlled but not dominant. would love to see Hugo and Wirtz play with Salah instead of Gakpo for a bit eh?
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
finally, a very good first 20’ away from home. now score
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM