Amanda B
@amandajpanda.bsky.social
Beverage Goblin. Cheeseburger/Garlic Girl.
I got a papercut, not how I saw it ending but here we are.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I got a papercut, not how I saw it ending but here we are.
There is a chain smoking lady in line and that should be who we really be fighting against.
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
There is a chain smoking lady in line and that should be who we really be fighting against.
Not now, I'm at the good Lowes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Not now, I'm at the good Lowes.
Where am I at 4am? Lowes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Where am I at 4am? Lowes.
I've only got a few more years before the songs of my youth are on floats at the Macy's Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I've only got a few more years before the songs of my youth are on floats at the Macy's Parade.
Macaulay Culkin should host this parade.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Macaulay Culkin should host this parade.
I watched the table read for the parade and it kind of ruined this for me.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I watched the table read for the parade and it kind of ruined this for me.
Thr lipsyncing is awful.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Thr lipsyncing is awful.
Hoda is a no for me.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hoda is a no for me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Love you!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Love you!
The guy hosting the Macy's Parade looks like he's wearing his dad's gloves
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The guy hosting the Macy's Parade looks like he's wearing his dad's gloves
Buzzball is always doing the most
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Buzzball is always doing the most
It's time!!!!!! I loved Bob ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's time!!!!!! I loved Bob ❤️
My kids went to see their Grandpa for Thanksgiving, so they will be fighting there not here this year.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My kids went to see their Grandpa for Thanksgiving, so they will be fighting there not here this year.
I'm over here hand writing my Christmas cards and all I have are flag stamps 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm over here hand writing my Christmas cards and all I have are flag stamps 🙄
The Sham Wow cocaine guy is running for office, I thought that automatically got you in.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The Sham Wow cocaine guy is running for office, I thought that automatically got you in.
King size bed, my ass is hanging off because of 2 dogs who think I am the guest in this bed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
King size bed, my ass is hanging off because of 2 dogs who think I am the guest in this bed.
I have a hunch that Cynthia triggers Arianna's PTSD just to comfort her.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I have a hunch that Cynthia triggers Arianna's PTSD just to comfort her.
If MacKenzie Scott wants to improve my life, I'm very open to that.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If MacKenzie Scott wants to improve my life, I'm very open to that.
Wondering how I gained 2lbs.....
Remembering that I ate brisket mac n cheese yesterday.
Oh.
Remembering that I ate brisket mac n cheese yesterday.
Oh.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wondering how I gained 2lbs.....
Remembering that I ate brisket mac n cheese yesterday.
Oh.
Remembering that I ate brisket mac n cheese yesterday.
Oh.
All I want for Christmas is a replacement set of the silverwear I bought at Pier 1 in 2003.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
All I want for Christmas is a replacement set of the silverwear I bought at Pier 1 in 2003.
If anyone wants to move to Texas and buy me a ranch, I can offer you this.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If anyone wants to move to Texas and buy me a ranch, I can offer you this.
5am Tim Hortons always hits.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
5am Tim Hortons always hits.