alyssa mercante
@alyssamerc.bsky.social
culture journo, reluctant gamer, reclaimed italian
creator and writer at inverted
bylines at aftermath, the guardian, rolling stone, gamespot, kotaku, jezebel
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creator and writer at inverted
bylines at aftermath, the guardian, rolling stone, gamespot, kotaku, jezebel
patreon.com/InvertedbyAlyssaMercante
alyssamercantewrites.com
If you loved jingling keys, you’ll love this
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you loved jingling keys, you’ll love this
An agent is pointing a rifle at the back of his fellow agent’s head. They’re wearing full tree camo in the snowy suburbs. There are several of THE SAME indoor, fully decorated Christmas trees just randomly shoved places at various incongruous heights. There are presents outside in the snow.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
An agent is pointing a rifle at the back of his fellow agent’s head. They’re wearing full tree camo in the snowy suburbs. There are several of THE SAME indoor, fully decorated Christmas trees just randomly shoved places at various incongruous heights. There are presents outside in the snow.
Them thighs thick though
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Them thighs thick though
THEY ALREADY HAVE
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
THEY ALREADY HAVE
Reposted by alyssa mercante
We can always count on Alyssa for taste
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We can always count on Alyssa for taste
LITTLE MONSTER LOGGING ON
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
LITTLE MONSTER LOGGING ON