@alyflowers.bsky.social
27, ze/zer/she/her
⚧ non binary & polyamorous neurodivergent (audhd+capd) artist, trying
⚧ non binary & polyamorous neurodivergent (audhd+capd) artist, trying
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call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
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im gonna be a little old trans lady one day and im gonna hold my little old trans lady wifes hand and im gonna give her a little kiss on the cheek and we're gonna be like 80 and we're still going to be alive and we're going to be happy
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
im gonna be a little old trans lady one day and im gonna hold my little old trans lady wifes hand and im gonna give her a little kiss on the cheek and we're gonna be like 80 and we're still going to be alive and we're going to be happy
still kinda crazy to me that 'candy store being judgemental of my social life' was a tangible problem impacting my finances two years ago
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
still kinda crazy to me that 'candy store being judgemental of my social life' was a tangible problem impacting my finances two years ago
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Giving the mice a break today. They’re sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching TV while I skitter in the walls
February 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Giving the mice a break today. They’re sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching TV while I skitter in the walls
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restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
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Be aware that another shitty bill has been introduced: The SCREEN Act.
If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.
Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.
Spread this pls.
Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa
If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.
Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.
Spread this pls.
Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa
www.congress.gov
July 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Be aware that another shitty bill has been introduced: The SCREEN Act.
If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.
Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.
Spread this pls.
Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa
If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.
Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.
Spread this pls.
Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa
the rain gave me a 2 for 1, my clothes got washed at the laundromat then also walking home :))
July 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the rain gave me a 2 for 1, my clothes got washed at the laundromat then also walking home :))
id love to punch the genius who was like "hey, i know what we can feed to poor people instead of cheese....plastic!"
May 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
id love to punch the genius who was like "hey, i know what we can feed to poor people instead of cheese....plastic!"
my birthday is officially for sale or trade! if anyone would like to take being born dec 26 off of my hands i will go dirt cheap
May 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
my birthday is officially for sale or trade! if anyone would like to take being born dec 26 off of my hands i will go dirt cheap
some lesbians ARE women
May 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
some lesbians ARE women
life :
*making mistakes while fucked up*: sorry, i was on drugs
*not performing fast enough at work*: sorry, i wasn't on drugs
*making mistakes while fucked up*: sorry, i was on drugs
*not performing fast enough at work*: sorry, i wasn't on drugs
May 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
life :
*making mistakes while fucked up*: sorry, i was on drugs
*not performing fast enough at work*: sorry, i wasn't on drugs
*making mistakes while fucked up*: sorry, i was on drugs
*not performing fast enough at work*: sorry, i wasn't on drugs
maybe everyone has "i said it 5 mins ago, you just didnt respond!" as a secret catchphrase theyre all in on but me. or maybe i have auditory processing disorder
May 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
maybe everyone has "i said it 5 mins ago, you just didnt respond!" as a secret catchphrase theyre all in on but me. or maybe i have auditory processing disorder
Airheadbnb (airhead beard n boobies)
May 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Airheadbnb (airhead beard n boobies)
*collapsing dramatically onto the medicine shelf at the phramacy* nothing else will do it doctor *wheeze* - i need - - cuddles....
May 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
*collapsing dramatically onto the medicine shelf at the phramacy* nothing else will do it doctor *wheeze* - i need - - cuddles....
what's my favourite part of being LGBTQ? women! - & this also happens to be my favourite part of being polyamorous! and of being alive
May 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
what's my favourite part of being LGBTQ? women! - & this also happens to be my favourite part of being polyamorous! and of being alive
if i say 🥺pwetty pwease wif a cherry on top🥺, can i have the job? 🥺🥺🥺
May 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
if i say 🥺pwetty pwease wif a cherry on top🥺, can i have the job? 🥺🥺🥺
things my ex's cat has done that i wouldn't have believed before meeting the guy:
- typed out "M,EW,,," on a keyboard
- kneaded actual bread dough
- fell and smashed open a tv just from being too sundrunk
- clicked on "Booty Heroes" hentai content
- typed out "M,EW,,," on a keyboard
- kneaded actual bread dough
- fell and smashed open a tv just from being too sundrunk
- clicked on "Booty Heroes" hentai content
May 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
things my ex's cat has done that i wouldn't have believed before meeting the guy:
- typed out "M,EW,,," on a keyboard
- kneaded actual bread dough
- fell and smashed open a tv just from being too sundrunk
- clicked on "Booty Heroes" hentai content
- typed out "M,EW,,," on a keyboard
- kneaded actual bread dough
- fell and smashed open a tv just from being too sundrunk
- clicked on "Booty Heroes" hentai content
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I may be a freaky little amalgam of interests and traits but that's just because I relish the diversity of life
December 28, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I may be a freaky little amalgam of interests and traits but that's just because I relish the diversity of life
*holding up credit card* this baby can fit sooo much debt on it
September 26, 2024 at 1:07 AM
*holding up credit card* this baby can fit sooo much debt on it
hey look its my customersona! alice
August 30, 2024 at 6:31 AM
hey look its my customersona! alice
maybe the real weed was the friends we made along the way
June 17, 2024 at 7:29 PM
maybe the real weed was the friends we made along the way
a photo of u that could be an album cover (photo by @somereyes.social.audiovalentine.com.ap.brid.gy !)
May 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
a photo of u that could be an album cover (photo by @somereyes.social.audiovalentine.com.ap.brid.gy !)
i don't care if your room is messy! you've seen my life
February 19, 2024 at 4:54 AM
i don't care if your room is messy! you've seen my life