Alt Newt
@altrandall.bsky.social
Snowboarding microbiologist tree-cultist.
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My feed right under this:
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My feed right under this:
I didn't accuse them of bias. I said, or maybe more accurately implied, they have a policy of reporting both sides of an issue even when one is demonstrably ignorant and wrong - and giving them equal weight.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I didn't accuse them of bias. I said, or maybe more accurately implied, they have a policy of reporting both sides of an issue even when one is demonstrably ignorant and wrong - and giving them equal weight.
Thanks, but I prefer to stay 20 ft away from all humans instead.
Why deal with the inconvenience and ostracization of masking, when you can just treat people like the repulsive, disease infested, occasionally violent monkeys they are and keep them away from you..?
Why deal with the inconvenience and ostracization of masking, when you can just treat people like the repulsive, disease infested, occasionally violent monkeys they are and keep them away from you..?
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Thanks, but I prefer to stay 20 ft away from all humans instead.
Why deal with the inconvenience and ostracization of masking, when you can just treat people like the repulsive, disease infested, occasionally violent monkeys they are and keep them away from you..?
Why deal with the inconvenience and ostracization of masking, when you can just treat people like the repulsive, disease infested, occasionally violent monkeys they are and keep them away from you..?
In microbiology we learn the bacterial growth curve, which to be more explicit is "organism reproducing unchecked with no predators, disease, or migration in a container with limited resources."
The overshoot is usually massive, as is the correction. A few live on the bones of their ancestors.
The overshoot is usually massive, as is the correction. A few live on the bones of their ancestors.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
In microbiology we learn the bacterial growth curve, which to be more explicit is "organism reproducing unchecked with no predators, disease, or migration in a container with limited resources."
The overshoot is usually massive, as is the correction. A few live on the bones of their ancestors.
The overshoot is usually massive, as is the correction. A few live on the bones of their ancestors.
The only problem with snowboarding is eventually you have to put on the gear and actually snowboard.
"No beginner terrain today"
Yeah we noticed. 😅
"No beginner terrain today"
Yeah we noticed. 😅
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The only problem with snowboarding is eventually you have to put on the gear and actually snowboard.
"No beginner terrain today"
Yeah we noticed. 😅
"No beginner terrain today"
Yeah we noticed. 😅
That was rough. I did it, but I think it was handily the worst weather I've ever driven in - for 4 hours.
...But I'm somewhere I've never been before and that's going to count for something tomorrow.
...But I'm somewhere I've never been before and that's going to count for something tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
That was rough. I did it, but I think it was handily the worst weather I've ever driven in - for 4 hours.
...But I'm somewhere I've never been before and that's going to count for something tomorrow.
...But I'm somewhere I've never been before and that's going to count for something tomorrow.
Everyone. Everyone thinks this. This is what Trump wanted all along, any excuse to creep towards martial law.
There's literally an occupying army from another state in our capital, and people are still reflexively "supporting the troops."
There's literally an occupying army from another state in our capital, and people are still reflexively "supporting the troops."
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Everyone. Everyone thinks this. This is what Trump wanted all along, any excuse to creep towards martial law.
There's literally an occupying army from another state in our capital, and people are still reflexively "supporting the troops."
There's literally an occupying army from another state in our capital, and people are still reflexively "supporting the troops."
Meanwhile, at the other job:
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Meanwhile, at the other job:
Oh good, we have a literal mad dictator in charge. What could go wrong?
He actually posted this shit. Can you imagine if it was Obama? Republicans would attack the capitol, again.
He actually posted this shit. Can you imagine if it was Obama? Republicans would attack the capitol, again.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh good, we have a literal mad dictator in charge. What could go wrong?
He actually posted this shit. Can you imagine if it was Obama? Republicans would attack the capitol, again.
He actually posted this shit. Can you imagine if it was Obama? Republicans would attack the capitol, again.
The problem with "AI" is it's a confirmation bias magic 8-ball that throws 5 amateur answers back at you, stolen from different websites, like Reddit, where nobody knows anything either, and then 5 advertisements.
Any actual expertise is crowded out in favor of number of responses, often wrong.
Any actual expertise is crowded out in favor of number of responses, often wrong.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The problem with "AI" is it's a confirmation bias magic 8-ball that throws 5 amateur answers back at you, stolen from different websites, like Reddit, where nobody knows anything either, and then 5 advertisements.
Any actual expertise is crowded out in favor of number of responses, often wrong.
Any actual expertise is crowded out in favor of number of responses, often wrong.
Of COURSE it does.
Literally anti-science.
Literally anti-science.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Of COURSE it does.
Literally anti-science.
Literally anti-science.
... Were you aware of the provision in it that places Pam Bondi in charge of determining whether or not that release violates national security? Or an ongoing investigation which will exist immediately..?
This might be necessary theater, but it's still theater.
This might be necessary theater, but it's still theater.
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
... Were you aware of the provision in it that places Pam Bondi in charge of determining whether or not that release violates national security? Or an ongoing investigation which will exist immediately..?
This might be necessary theater, but it's still theater.
This might be necessary theater, but it's still theater.
Yeah guess why
Like everything else the Republicans do, it's perverse. While ostensibly being a bill demanding the release of the Epstein files, what it actually does is allow for the Epstein files to be never released in the name of "national security," AKA Dementia Don attacking the capital
Like everything else the Republicans do, it's perverse. While ostensibly being a bill demanding the release of the Epstein files, what it actually does is allow for the Epstein files to be never released in the name of "national security," AKA Dementia Don attacking the capital
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Yeah guess why
Like everything else the Republicans do, it's perverse. While ostensibly being a bill demanding the release of the Epstein files, what it actually does is allow for the Epstein files to be never released in the name of "national security," AKA Dementia Don attacking the capital
Like everything else the Republicans do, it's perverse. While ostensibly being a bill demanding the release of the Epstein files, what it actually does is allow for the Epstein files to be never released in the name of "national security," AKA Dementia Don attacking the capital
Look at these fucking trash links. One of them is literally a church, and these are the top Google searches for "hydrogen peroxide wound care." It ought to be 10 goddamn NIH research article links. The internet is as good as dead.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Look at these fucking trash links. One of them is literally a church, and these are the top Google searches for "hydrogen peroxide wound care." It ought to be 10 goddamn NIH research article links. The internet is as good as dead.
4 years from now we're all going to be Living in A Handmaid's Tale
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
4 years from now we're all going to be Living in A Handmaid's Tale
If your business model involves actively fucking with customers, which includes students, to try to extract more money out of them, please don't bother hiring me. We'd be wasting a lot of both of our time.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If your business model involves actively fucking with customers, which includes students, to try to extract more money out of them, please don't bother hiring me. We'd be wasting a lot of both of our time.
Democrats will not be happy until they've empowered this rogue, lawless administration to the point he is putting them in jail.
They wasted time, money and limited attention, and produced theater of 8 rogue senators when it's obvious they were following orders. No wonder they can't win elections.
They wasted time, money and limited attention, and produced theater of 8 rogue senators when it's obvious they were following orders. No wonder they can't win elections.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Democrats will not be happy until they've empowered this rogue, lawless administration to the point he is putting them in jail.
They wasted time, money and limited attention, and produced theater of 8 rogue senators when it's obvious they were following orders. No wonder they can't win elections.
They wasted time, money and limited attention, and produced theater of 8 rogue senators when it's obvious they were following orders. No wonder they can't win elections.