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aak
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she/her. public health doctoral student. concerned citizen. twin mom. patient safety & health care quality. boston terriers.

still searching for my glorious purpose. i choose defiant jazz.
Well, Bugonia was...a movie.
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Just playing with nukemap, like you do.
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I spend a lot of time wondering what my life would be like if I was raised as a trained assassin.
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Okay so we didn't bomb anyone overnight but we're still a terrible country.
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
You can and you must. Deep in your heart, you know it's true.
Liberals: you can become leftists. You HAVE to. Take this moment to make the switch. You can do it.
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
All the planes have turned off their transponders now.
January 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
There are eight Stratotankers in Hawaii now and two left earlier today heading west, similar actions taken before we bombed nuclear sites in Iran. Six Stratotankers just took off from Al Udeid airbase in Qatar along with reports of the base being evacuated. I think tonight is going to be bad.
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
They are surrounding her car and screaming at her to go. Go where? Back up where an ICE thug is standing? Go forward where an ICE thug is standing? What are they arresting her for? For NOT running over ICE thugs?!
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
This dog. First I accidentally fed him a dinner-sized portion of his breakfast this morning and then he just got two dinners because I didn't realize my husband already gave him dinner and I fed him again. Three dinners!
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I would like to hear from any active service military who are willing to earn their Purple Heart whilst storming the shores of Greenland.
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
So...no limits then.
January 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
My psychiatrist asked how I was on a scale of 1-10 and I replied 6.5 so he asked how we could get me to a 10 so I just stared blankly at him until he got the picture.
January 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The supports for this 3D print might be the upside down taking over.
January 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Look, either law enforcement officers and ICE agents are the brave heroes who selflessly put their lives on the line or...they're scared of everything and allowed to shoot people in the face because of it.
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Katie Miller is just another sad fascist angry at the world because it knows her pathetic mediocrity would get her nowhere in life were it not for her pathetically fascist, naked mole rat looking husband whose own family wrote a dissertation on how evil he is.
Imagine being this bad of a person.

Granted, it’s probably a requirement for being married to Stephen Miller, but what a shit-tier human being you have to be in order to say something like this.
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Loki: In the end, you will always kneel
Old man: Not to men like you
Loki: There are no men like me
Old man: There are ALWAYS men like you

And then Captain America shows up and was like, I fought Nazis so fuck you bro, and saves everyone.
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Enforcing immigration laws involves shooting innocent, unarmed citizens in the head?
Tony Dokoupil closed last night's CBS Evening "News" with a passionate bothsidesing of Renee Good's killing: "I've heard too, not on the streets protesting, but in passionate notes in my inbox from people who want to see our immigration laws enforced."
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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lol sorry but women need to be meaner to men in 2026
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Sorry I got all riled up there. Here's my hair stylist's dog eating a broom!
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I also pray for Karoline. I pray her fancy cross necklace gets caught in strong machinery. God bless.
Leavitt: "The deadly incident that took place yesterday in Minnesota yesterday occurred as a result of a larger, sinister left-wing movement that has spread across our country where our brave men and women of federal law enforcement are under organized attack."
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
You know the South Park episode where they change the hunting rules and you can't shoot something unless you're in danger so Jimbo just goes up to the animals and screams IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US and shoots it in the face?

I just realized that's the ICE training video. That's it. Just that scene.
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a mustache says it 's coming right for us
ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a mustache says it 's coming right for us
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The Vice President just said we owe a debt of gratitude to a Temu security guard who shot a woman in the face three times. Sure, I'll say a prayer. I pray that on your deathbed you're flooded with regret and that while you whisper fruitless apologies, God tells you to get the fuck off his porch.
JD Vance: "It was a legitimate law enforcement operation. We were going door to door to try to find criminal illegal aliens and deport them from the United States ... say a prayer for that agent ... he deserves a debt of gratitude."
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I honestly feel like conservatives would pay real money to die in a Trump-branded gas chamber.
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I guess Ben Carson was wrong about all that grain in the pyramids.
RFK Jr.'s new food pyramid puts meat, cheese and vegetables at the top
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced new dietary guidelines for Americans focused on promoting whole foods, healthy proteins and fats. And he has "declare[d] war" on added sugar.
www.npr.org
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM