AlterKitten
@alterkitten.bsky.social
AlterKittenArt - AlterKittenStudios - Brynn | 30s | she/they | tech writer and artist | 🔞 NSFW, pro kink, no puritanism | AuDHD enby lesbian in PDX | engaged to my @bigfluffy.dog !!! website: http://alterkitten.carrd.co | pfp and banner are by me
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I'm gonna mfucking lose it. Now my laptop wont start. I literally cant do anything. I cant draw. I cant work on coms. I cant afford this.
PLEASE PLEASE help if you can
PLEASE PLEASE help if you can
So, even after mobo replacement, there's just too many hardware issues with my PC and cant open games or stream programs or it shuts off. it's just too old. I'm trying to fund new PC (cheapest PC world has) if anyone is willing to help so i can reliably get back to comms! throne.com/trashbambi/i...
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December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm gonna mfucking lose it. Now my laptop wont start. I literally cant do anything. I cant draw. I cant work on coms. I cant afford this.
PLEASE PLEASE help if you can
PLEASE PLEASE help if you can
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We can also call this a Cyber Monday Deal U_U
While you're scooping up Black Friday sales, may we direct you towards our own year-long discount on ✨ALL 9✨ of our eBooks for just $25. In stores, these books sell for around $20 a pop, so you're basically getting 9 whole books (~2k pages) for about the price of 1.
www.patreon.com/c/ohjoysexto...
www.patreon.com/c/ohjoysexto...
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We can also call this a Cyber Monday Deal U_U
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This fucking idiot.
(It's a broken toe-bone-thing from rolling off a shelf and NOT doing the one thing cats were specifically designed by God to do: LAND ON THEIR FEET. 11 hours at the emergency vet later, she is now blissed out on that sweet, sweet morphine. PS: PLZ BUY MY EBOOKS THIS MONTH MAYBE?)
(It's a broken toe-bone-thing from rolling off a shelf and NOT doing the one thing cats were specifically designed by God to do: LAND ON THEIR FEET. 11 hours at the emergency vet later, she is now blissed out on that sweet, sweet morphine. PS: PLZ BUY MY EBOOKS THIS MONTH MAYBE?)
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This fucking idiot.
(It's a broken toe-bone-thing from rolling off a shelf and NOT doing the one thing cats were specifically designed by God to do: LAND ON THEIR FEET. 11 hours at the emergency vet later, she is now blissed out on that sweet, sweet morphine. PS: PLZ BUY MY EBOOKS THIS MONTH MAYBE?)
(It's a broken toe-bone-thing from rolling off a shelf and NOT doing the one thing cats were specifically designed by God to do: LAND ON THEIR FEET. 11 hours at the emergency vet later, she is now blissed out on that sweet, sweet morphine. PS: PLZ BUY MY EBOOKS THIS MONTH MAYBE?)
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Cat dresses down to their Catvin Klein underwear in the locker room then gives you this look wyd
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Cat dresses down to their Catvin Klein underwear in the locker room then gives you this look wyd
Rest for an entire month straight. Then… Story building, world building, game creating, app creating. Micah and I have so many fun ideas we’ve been dying to do that we just don’t have time for right now. We could do so many cool things to better the world and bring art and joy to it!!!!!
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Rest for an entire month straight. Then… Story building, world building, game creating, app creating. Micah and I have so many fun ideas we’ve been dying to do that we just don’t have time for right now. We could do so many cool things to better the world and bring art and joy to it!!!!!
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I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
These cards are all DELIGHTFUL and I love my set (and the two originals I bought) so dearly 💖💖 consider picking em up! They’re perfect for a bar game night :3
Friské is BACK on the market!
Friské is nude furry playing card desk created in collaboration between Gwen & I. Both of us equally sketched, lined, and colored every pinup - and each one is unique!
Decks are $18 each + $5 US shipping.
To purchase:
forms.gle/m9YwgZnZKsyyP6EB7
Friské is nude furry playing card desk created in collaboration between Gwen & I. Both of us equally sketched, lined, and colored every pinup - and each one is unique!
Decks are $18 each + $5 US shipping.
To purchase:
forms.gle/m9YwgZnZKsyyP6EB7
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
These cards are all DELIGHTFUL and I love my set (and the two originals I bought) so dearly 💖💖 consider picking em up! They’re perfect for a bar game night :3
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It’s Small Business Saturday!
I’ve got prints, shirts, and stickers up on my Etsy shop that you can find here:
www.etsy.com/shop/canisovis
Hope y’all have a good weekend!
I’ve got prints, shirts, and stickers up on my Etsy shop that you can find here:
www.etsy.com/shop/canisovis
Hope y’all have a good weekend!
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s Small Business Saturday!
I’ve got prints, shirts, and stickers up on my Etsy shop that you can find here:
www.etsy.com/shop/canisovis
Hope y’all have a good weekend!
I’ve got prints, shirts, and stickers up on my Etsy shop that you can find here:
www.etsy.com/shop/canisovis
Hope y’all have a good weekend!
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Still looking for lots of December hours to cover rent for the month! If anyone has questions or wants to field and idea at me I’m almost always reachable on discord or here! At worst I’m sleeping and respond when awake again lol
Hey everyone! I’ve been sick the last little while but rent is coming up and I’m looking for work hours in December to cover it! My working fee is 40USD per hour across the board and I’ll happily take normal work or iPad portraits for anyone interested! Holler at me wherever!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Still looking for lots of December hours to cover rent for the month! If anyone has questions or wants to field and idea at me I’m almost always reachable on discord or here! At worst I’m sleeping and respond when awake again lol
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My commissions are open! 🦃I'm doing both:
-Icons
-Pet Portraits
-$35 each, +$10 per pet/character
10"x10", 300 dpi, 10 slots available! Link to commission me here: ko-fi.com/ashszymanik/commissions
-Icons
-Pet Portraits
-$35 each, +$10 per pet/character
10"x10", 300 dpi, 10 slots available! Link to commission me here: ko-fi.com/ashszymanik/commissions
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My commissions are open! 🦃I'm doing both:
-Icons
-Pet Portraits
-$35 each, +$10 per pet/character
10"x10", 300 dpi, 10 slots available! Link to commission me here: ko-fi.com/ashszymanik/commissions
-Icons
-Pet Portraits
-$35 each, +$10 per pet/character
10"x10", 300 dpi, 10 slots available! Link to commission me here: ko-fi.com/ashszymanik/commissions
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November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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vgen.co/Darkomi/serv... psst o3o could i get one or two of these sold today maybe??
#commission #furryart #humanart #commissionartist
#commission #furryart #humanart #commissionartist
Bust Sketches by Nightsoul Illustrations (@Darkomi)
Send a request while they're still accepting!
vgen.co
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
vgen.co/Darkomi/serv... psst o3o could i get one or two of these sold today maybe??
#commission #furryart #humanart #commissionartist
#commission #furryart #humanart #commissionartist
just had that turkey sandwich with a pile of the cranberry sauce i made and, god damn this is what it's all ABOUT
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
just had that turkey sandwich with a pile of the cranberry sauce i made and, god damn this is what it's all ABOUT
I love women I love women I love women i love women HHHHHHRRRFFFFFHHGFHHHH
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I love women I love women I love women i love women HHHHHHRRRFFFFFHHGFHHHH
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Dinner with friends last night was a RAVING success and I’m dreaming about all these snacks still. They were all PEAK. Thank you @bigfluffy.dog, @teabean.bsky.social, @sprocketyeen.bsky.social @mommamulberry.bsky.social, & @bimbobeagle.bsky.social 💖💖💖
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dinner with friends last night was a RAVING success and I’m dreaming about all these snacks still. They were all PEAK. Thank you @bigfluffy.dog, @teabean.bsky.social, @sprocketyeen.bsky.social @mommamulberry.bsky.social, & @bimbobeagle.bsky.social 💖💖💖
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🍂🪵REINDEER ARE UP LFG!!! YIPPEE!!! YAYY!!! 🦌☕
they're based on fall drinks, and you can get em over on toyhouse for 60usd each -- it's possible to claim here but I'm juggling two sites and you gotta have or make toyhouse to buy anyway 🤧
they're based on fall drinks, and you can get em over on toyhouse for 60usd each -- it's possible to claim here but I'm juggling two sites and you gotta have or make toyhouse to buy anyway 🤧
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🍂🪵REINDEER ARE UP LFG!!! YIPPEE!!! YAYY!!! 🦌☕
they're based on fall drinks, and you can get em over on toyhouse for 60usd each -- it's possible to claim here but I'm juggling two sites and you gotta have or make toyhouse to buy anyway 🤧
they're based on fall drinks, and you can get em over on toyhouse for 60usd each -- it's possible to claim here but I'm juggling two sites and you gotta have or make toyhouse to buy anyway 🤧
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Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
So friends, we’re not supporting big corporations for the next few days yeah?
Hit em where it hurts. Show your anger, bare your teeth, let them know.
Hit em where it hurts. Show your anger, bare your teeth, let them know.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So friends, we’re not supporting big corporations for the next few days yeah?
Hit em where it hurts. Show your anger, bare your teeth, let them know.
Hit em where it hurts. Show your anger, bare your teeth, let them know.
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Message for my PDX mutuals!! I'm looking to hire someone to watch my home (mostly my cuddly cat) from Dec 17-31st while I'm on a trip. If you or someone you know is good with animals and willing to stay at my place for that time period, please reach out <33
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Message for my PDX mutuals!! I'm looking to hire someone to watch my home (mostly my cuddly cat) from Dec 17-31st while I'm on a trip. If you or someone you know is good with animals and willing to stay at my place for that time period, please reach out <33
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Message for my PDX mutuals!! I'm looking to hire someone to watch my home (mostly my cuddly cat) from Dec 17-31st while I'm on a trip. If you or someone you know is good with animals and willing to stay at my place for that time period, please reach out <33
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Message for my PDX mutuals!! I'm looking to hire someone to watch my home (mostly my cuddly cat) from Dec 17-31st while I'm on a trip. If you or someone you know is good with animals and willing to stay at my place for that time period, please reach out <33
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GET COZY!! SO COZY! Blueberry wolves are BACK! and PINK! and come in TEES AND HOODIES.
www.gwendolynwood.com/shop
www.gwendolynwood.com/shop
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
GET COZY!! SO COZY! Blueberry wolves are BACK! and PINK! and come in TEES AND HOODIES.
www.gwendolynwood.com/shop
www.gwendolynwood.com/shop
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"Kirby was not happy with this."
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"Kirby was not happy with this."