chell (friend of eggbug)
@alterae.online
it/its or she/her
former cs major with too many interests
RIV cohost
(for the record i don't post here that much. more on fedi. https://critters.gay/@alterae )
former cs major with too many interests
RIV cohost
(for the record i don't post here that much. more on fedi. https://critters.gay/@alterae )
inexplicable urge to just yell curse words for no reason????? why brain
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
inexplicable urge to just yell curse words for no reason????? why brain
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🍃 get quoted
"if you are asking the question, does it count as sex, the answer is yes" - Flor Luciérnaga
🌺 Don't you go and quote me-
🌺 Don't you go and quote me-
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
🍃 get quoted
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"if you are asking the question, does it count as sex, the answer is yes" - Flor Luciérnaga
🌺 Don't you go and quote me-
🌺 Don't you go and quote me-
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
"if you are asking the question, does it count as sex, the answer is yes" - Flor Luciérnaga
🌺 Don't you go and quote me-
🌺 Don't you go and quote me-
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kobold who has stolen a kayak
January 9, 2026 at 10:16 AM
kobold who has stolen a kayak
the King In Yellow is having a succession crisis
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
the King In Yellow is having a succession crisis
miserable continuous headache day
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
miserable continuous headache day
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and no my smartphone isn't a highly functional brick. It's a cursed slate that terrorizes me
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
and no my smartphone isn't a highly functional brick. It's a cursed slate that terrorizes me
girl help i spent too much of the day doing Computer Touching and didn't accomplish anything of value and now im exhausted
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
girl help i spent too much of the day doing Computer Touching and didn't accomplish anything of value and now im exhausted
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today i have been reminded that i do in have have the Trans Girl Voice
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
today i have been reminded that i do in have have the Trans Girl Voice
dunno if women want me, and fish definitely don't fear me, but cool creatures seem to appreciate my presence
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
dunno if women want me, and fish definitely don't fear me, but cool creatures seem to appreciate my presence
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that is what ima turn into when i eat the gurt
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
that is what ima turn into when i eat the gurt
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Schmidt pain index
Level 1: Southern fire ant sting
Level 4: Synoeca septentrionalis sting
Level million billion: bestie lives in different country
Level 1: Southern fire ant sting
Level 4: Synoeca septentrionalis sting
Level million billion: bestie lives in different country
January 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Schmidt pain index
Level 1: Southern fire ant sting
Level 4: Synoeca septentrionalis sting
Level million billion: bestie lives in different country
Level 1: Southern fire ant sting
Level 4: Synoeca septentrionalis sting
Level million billion: bestie lives in different country
hrr, sense of time is all screwy
guh
guh
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
hrr, sense of time is all screwy
guh
guh
did an drawing, might post later
January 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
did an drawing, might post later
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🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶
it feels like the end of a world
not necessarily this world, but a world
not necessarily this world, but a world
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
it feels like the end of a world
not necessarily this world, but a world
not necessarily this world, but a world
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Ska Grunge band name idea
The SkateGoats
The SkateGoats
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ska Grunge band name idea
The SkateGoats
The SkateGoats
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Reposted by chell (friend of eggbug)
You can fluster any of your ΘΔ friends RIGHT NOW by messaging them "I'm going to make you stop pretending you're a person permanently."
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You can fluster any of your ΘΔ friends RIGHT NOW by messaging them "I'm going to make you stop pretending you're a person permanently."
onesie made of legal documents. call that a lawsuit
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
onesie made of legal documents. call that a lawsuit
today we are actually unironically reading The Art of War.
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
today we are actually unironically reading The Art of War.