Aloysius the Band
@aloysiustheband.com
Cosmic indie bedroom folk
Listen to MORTISE+TENON:
📀 aloysiustheband.com/stream
Listen to MORTISE+TENON:
📀 aloysiustheband.com/stream
“Sick kids” as in actually unwell, but also sickos for not wanting to switch to Muppets instead of
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“Sick kids” as in actually unwell, but also sickos for not wanting to switch to Muppets instead of
I don’t like to just neg but I’m stuck watching this with my sick kids and it feels so uninspired, swirly nonsense of no substance whatsoever.
December 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I don’t like to just neg but I’m stuck watching this with my sick kids and it feels so uninspired, swirly nonsense of no substance whatsoever.
Dude is flailing; bullies can be dangerous when they’re flailing, but we got your back ✊
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Dude is flailing; bullies can be dangerous when they’re flailing, but we got your back ✊
The slop-o-matic 5000 takes care of the boring work of being a parent so I can focus on what really matters: sitting across from a sycophantic yeasayer hawking the slop-o-matic 5000 to others
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The slop-o-matic 5000 takes care of the boring work of being a parent so I can focus on what really matters: sitting across from a sycophantic yeasayer hawking the slop-o-matic 5000 to others
I’m only down for this if wage theft, mass surveillance, and the hoarding of vast wealth are the violent crimes in question
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m only down for this if wage theft, mass surveillance, and the hoarding of vast wealth are the violent crimes in question
High as a kite freshman year ass take
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
High as a kite freshman year ass take
counterpoints:
-not a hellhole
-it rules here
-Somali neighbors are a reason why it rules here
-get our name out of your mouth
-take your shitty thrift store gestapo with you
-not a hellhole
-it rules here
-Somali neighbors are a reason why it rules here
-get our name out of your mouth
-take your shitty thrift store gestapo with you
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
counterpoints:
-not a hellhole
-it rules here
-Somali neighbors are a reason why it rules here
-get our name out of your mouth
-take your shitty thrift store gestapo with you
-not a hellhole
-it rules here
-Somali neighbors are a reason why it rules here
-get our name out of your mouth
-take your shitty thrift store gestapo with you
Supermassive black hole from which no charisma can escape
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Supermassive black hole from which no charisma can escape
I’m not seeing what this writer is seeing. Guy looks like a haunted baseball mitt
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
peak masculinity
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
peak masculinity
two wealthy and influential sacks of meat drooling over how Vulgar the Vulgaritybot can be
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
two wealthy and influential sacks of meat drooling over how Vulgar the Vulgaritybot can be
And all this happened while we used the rest of our water to have a robot make us cartoon pictures of ourselves
a cartoon of homer simpson with the words which was the style at the time
Alt: a cartoon of Abe Simpson with the words which was the style at the time
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And all this happened while we used the rest of our water to have a robot make us cartoon pictures of ourselves