maya but you didn’t hear it from me
@almostmaya.bsky.social
hi it's maya i decided to make a personal account ✌️ pls don’t reshare/repost any of my posts im on the DL
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we're getting a new social media person so in an effort to stop checking my Official Accounts™ im making a personal one
i’m so sure we’ll be getting a gleeboot within the next 5 years. all the economic factors are here and wicked is awakening a new generation of theater kids and i’m already seeing more acapella content in the past month than i’ve seen in years
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 AM
i’m so sure we’ll be getting a gleeboot within the next 5 years. all the economic factors are here and wicked is awakening a new generation of theater kids and i’m already seeing more acapella content in the past month than i’ve seen in years
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January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
hey what the fuck
January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
hey what the fuck
elf ears are so goofy. what do you mean they either stick out straight to the sides or are slicked back next to the skull and probably long enough that that protrude past the back of the skull
and i’m supposed to believe that’s elegant and mysterious??? no. puppy.
and i’m supposed to believe that’s elegant and mysterious??? no. puppy.
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
elf ears are so goofy. what do you mean they either stick out straight to the sides or are slicked back next to the skull and probably long enough that that protrude past the back of the skull
and i’m supposed to believe that’s elegant and mysterious??? no. puppy.
and i’m supposed to believe that’s elegant and mysterious??? no. puppy.
i cant believe anyone in our dnd party would suspect that my girl roxanna who has expertise in deception would be anything other than 100% honest 🥺
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 AM
i cant believe anyone in our dnd party would suspect that my girl roxanna who has expertise in deception would be anything other than 100% honest 🥺
i just recapped a whole year of a campaign in about 3 hours….. no my voice is not entirely recovered from my sinus infection why do you ask lol
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i just recapped a whole year of a campaign in about 3 hours….. no my voice is not entirely recovered from my sinus infection why do you ask lol
one of my favorite hobbies rn is thinking abt drawing ns/fw art again and then getting too tired to actually do it :)
January 19, 2026 at 8:09 PM
one of my favorite hobbies rn is thinking abt drawing ns/fw art again and then getting too tired to actually do it :)
i want vanetta and redmund to hate fuck so bad. they’re so perfectly awful for each other, just so intent on digging their claws into one another.
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 AM
i want vanetta and redmund to hate fuck so bad. they’re so perfectly awful for each other, just so intent on digging their claws into one another.
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I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
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Here's a positive message about a politician: Council President Elliot Payne has been in the streets every single day working for his community. ICE even assaulted him for it. He leads by example, putting himself between ICE and the people even though he's at particular risk of harm as a Black man.
minneapolis city council president elliott payne is a leader who has always stood up for protecting his community. at the DFL somali caucus meeting last year, party chair richard carlbom talked about finding proud boy stickers in NE and how payne biked over to help tear them all down
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Here's a positive message about a politician: Council President Elliot Payne has been in the streets every single day working for his community. ICE even assaulted him for it. He leads by example, putting himself between ICE and the people even though he's at particular risk of harm as a Black man.
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adding color thread ✌️
adding color thread ✌️
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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adding color thread ✌️
adding color thread ✌️
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NEW: Cow cat color block sweatshirt!
Will be available in S-5XL! Some quantities are very very limited as a heads up~
Releases Tuesday Jan 20, 2 pm PST
🐄 crowlines.net 🐄
Will be available in S-5XL! Some quantities are very very limited as a heads up~
Releases Tuesday Jan 20, 2 pm PST
🐄 crowlines.net 🐄
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
NEW: Cow cat color block sweatshirt!
Will be available in S-5XL! Some quantities are very very limited as a heads up~
Releases Tuesday Jan 20, 2 pm PST
🐄 crowlines.net 🐄
Will be available in S-5XL! Some quantities are very very limited as a heads up~
Releases Tuesday Jan 20, 2 pm PST
🐄 crowlines.net 🐄
fire genasi with fire hair taking a shower and the water ofc almost puts out the flame so then she blow dries her hair and the increased oxygen stokes the flame
is this stupid
is this stupid
January 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
fire genasi with fire hair taking a shower and the water ofc almost puts out the flame so then she blow dries her hair and the increased oxygen stokes the flame
is this stupid
is this stupid
our socials person is doing such a good job. idk how but she has some magic instagram juice bc wtf is this post and why is it doing so well. it’s so hard to read and the tags are so goofy to me
January 15, 2026 at 9:29 PM
our socials person is doing such a good job. idk how but she has some magic instagram juice bc wtf is this post and why is it doing so well. it’s so hard to read and the tags are so goofy to me
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Reverend Daughter Gideon ✨
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Reverend Daughter Gideon ✨
switching accounts back and forth so i can like good art on both accounts lol
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
switching accounts back and forth so i can like good art on both accounts lol
i’ve come up with the perfect gag dnd character and have no game to put her in
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 AM
i’ve come up with the perfect gag dnd character and have no game to put her in
i’ve had this dang sinus infection for 3 weeks now so the dr prescribed me a new stronger thing of antibiotics that i start tomorrow
yall im so damn tired 😭
yall im so damn tired 😭
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i’ve had this dang sinus infection for 3 weeks now so the dr prescribed me a new stronger thing of antibiotics that i start tomorrow
yall im so damn tired 😭
yall im so damn tired 😭
alright doing the n*ntendo year in review, opening with this year. this seems about right lol
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
alright doing the n*ntendo year in review, opening with this year. this seems about right lol
the good news: after almost 3 weeks of a sinus infection my sinuses seem to be really opening back up! (left ear is still plugged)
the bad news: everything smells like baby diarrhea
the bad news: everything smells like baby diarrhea
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
the good news: after almost 3 weeks of a sinus infection my sinuses seem to be really opening back up! (left ear is still plugged)
the bad news: everything smells like baby diarrhea
the bad news: everything smells like baby diarrhea
i know blah blah blag the JJBA egg laying doujinshi blah blah blah but i adored wish as a young kid who didnt know she was queer. like where else was i gonna get to read stuff where the main character is explicitly nonbinary and ppl just accept that
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i know blah blah blag the JJBA egg laying doujinshi blah blah blah but i adored wish as a young kid who didnt know she was queer. like where else was i gonna get to read stuff where the main character is explicitly nonbinary and ppl just accept that
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i’ll probs color this later but for now its donnneeeee
i’ll probs color this later but for now its donnneeeee
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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i’ll probs color this later but for now its donnneeeee
i’ll probs color this later but for now its donnneeeee
rare instance of the dogs playing tug o war with each other instead of only with me
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
rare instance of the dogs playing tug o war with each other instead of only with me
we’re so fortunate that rodeo doesn’t eat shoes—however he has an insatiable hunger for jibbitz
January 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
we’re so fortunate that rodeo doesn’t eat shoes—however he has an insatiable hunger for jibbitz
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Please read this article. Thank you, if you do.
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Please read this article. Thank you, if you do.