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I'm going to replace all of the dialogue in this video with dick-sucking noises and see if anyone notices.
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'm going to replace all of the dialogue in this video with dick-sucking noises and see if anyone notices.
"Sorry, I'm pretending I don't understand English today!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Sorry, I'm pretending I don't understand English today!"
This was supposed to be satire, goddammit!
Futurama - Benderama
YouTube video by Voodoo God
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November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This was supposed to be satire, goddammit!
Sometimes I wonder if Stephen Miller is hateful enough to walk himself into an oven just so he'd know for sure that there's one less Jew in the world.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sometimes I wonder if Stephen Miller is hateful enough to walk himself into an oven just so he'd know for sure that there's one less Jew in the world.
If only that last sentence applied to Trump and his enablers.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If only that last sentence applied to Trump and his enablers.
They never fail to deliver at always failing to deliver.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
They never fail to deliver at always failing to deliver.
Strong @nytpitchbot.bsky.social vibes on this post.
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Strong @nytpitchbot.bsky.social vibes on this post.
They still are, if you're not a Republican.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They still are, if you're not a Republican.
How much sympathy am I expected to have for someone who reaps what they've sown?
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
How much sympathy am I expected to have for someone who reaps what they've sown?
RFK's got his own hookup, so he's fine with it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
RFK's got his own hookup, so he's fine with it.
Al Jaffee never drew anything *that* hideous.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Al Jaffee never drew anything *that* hideous.
And what consequences is he going to face if he continues lethal military operations? Nothing, like usual?
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And what consequences is he going to face if he continues lethal military operations? Nothing, like usual?
U2 Bono or Sonny Bono?
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
U2 Bono or Sonny Bono?
The Republicans who can't afford candy don't care. When they answer the door, they'll yell at the kids about how Halloween is sOsHuLiZuM!!!
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Republicans who can't afford candy don't care. When they answer the door, they'll yell at the kids about how Halloween is sOsHuLiZuM!!!
I wish *my* rock bottom was that high.
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I wish *my* rock bottom was that high.
And Russia. And Argentina. He's the gift that keeps on giving (to dictators and oligarchs).
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And Russia. And Argentina. He's the gift that keeps on giving (to dictators and oligarchs).