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I'm just not feeling the Black Friday spirit this year. It's gotten so commercial.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm just not feeling the Black Friday spirit this year. It's gotten so commercial.
Obnoxious relatives staying later than you'd like today? Just fling this puppy onto your TV and marvel at how quickly they remember that they have to work tomorrow.
FUN IN BALLOONLAND -- RiffTrax Thanksgiving Fun!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
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November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Obnoxious relatives staying later than you'd like today? Just fling this puppy onto your TV and marvel at how quickly they remember that they have to work tomorrow.
For any journalist who's willing to nosedive their career to be a legend: At his next press conference, ask Trump, "Bill Clinton says you gave him the worst blowjob he's ever had. What's your response?" so we can watch him try to deny that he did it while still bragging that his bj's are the best.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
For any journalist who's willing to nosedive their career to be a legend: At his next press conference, ask Trump, "Bill Clinton says you gave him the worst blowjob he's ever had. What's your response?" so we can watch him try to deny that he did it while still bragging that his bj's are the best.
Dipshit driving tip #76: If you keep inching forward at a red light, the light will see that you're in a hurry and turn green faster.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Dipshit driving tip #76: If you keep inching forward at a red light, the light will see that you're in a hurry and turn green faster.
It would send the oligarchy a hell of a message if we kept our spending to a minimum this Xmas season.
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It would send the oligarchy a hell of a message if we kept our spending to a minimum this Xmas season.
A "Back to the Future" Polly Pocket set that *doesn't* fold up into a flux capacitor? What a waste.
Polly Pocket Back to the Future Compact
Time travel goes tiny with this iconic Polly Pocket x Back to the Future collaboration. The compact exterior features an electric image of the Time Machine next to Marty and Doc Brown.
creations.mattel.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A "Back to the Future" Polly Pocket set that *doesn't* fold up into a flux capacitor? What a waste.
"I'm in awe of your ability to say the most ridiculous things with a straight face."
- the first thing I'm going to say if I ever meet Diane Morgan or Donald Trump
- the first thing I'm going to say if I ever meet Diane Morgan or Donald Trump
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"I'm in awe of your ability to say the most ridiculous things with a straight face."
- the first thing I'm going to say if I ever meet Diane Morgan or Donald Trump
- the first thing I'm going to say if I ever meet Diane Morgan or Donald Trump
The gypsy from "Thinner" didn't seem to realize what a gold mine she was sitting on. Losing weight without dieting or exercising is the modern American dream! "My wedding's next month. How much to curse me down to a size 2?"
October 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The gypsy from "Thinner" didn't seem to realize what a gold mine she was sitting on. Losing weight without dieting or exercising is the modern American dream! "My wedding's next month. How much to curse me down to a size 2?"
Toy from Japan bought on eBay: $54.98
Import tariff for said toy: $26.59
Type of cancer that I hope every Trump voter gets: Pancreatic
Import tariff for said toy: $26.59
Type of cancer that I hope every Trump voter gets: Pancreatic
October 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Toy from Japan bought on eBay: $54.98
Import tariff for said toy: $26.59
Type of cancer that I hope every Trump voter gets: Pancreatic
Import tariff for said toy: $26.59
Type of cancer that I hope every Trump voter gets: Pancreatic
Charlie Kirk and the Empathy Paradox
YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The more you know.
How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left
If a Democratic lawmaker and her husband are gunned down, it’s an isolated incident carried out by a lone wolf.
If a right-wing activist is gunned ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The more you know.
"Ahttabahts, trahnsfawm an' GO SAWX!!!"
Hasbro moving headquarters to Boston's Seaport from Rhode Island
Hasbro is moving its headquarters to Boston and leaving its long-time home in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.
www.cbsnews.com
September 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Ahttabahts, trahnsfawm an' GO SAWX!!!"
Completely agree.
I Thought I'd Never Be Sad for Charlie Kirk
YouTube video by Steve Shives
youtu.be
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Completely agree.
We need to ask the real questions about the Charlie Kirk shooting:
-How much did Charlie have to drink that day?
-Was Charlie wearing something that the bullet might find provocative?
-Did Charlie lead the bullet on?
-Why didn't Charlie fight back or scream?
-How much did Charlie have to drink that day?
-Was Charlie wearing something that the bullet might find provocative?
-Did Charlie lead the bullet on?
-Why didn't Charlie fight back or scream?
September 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We need to ask the real questions about the Charlie Kirk shooting:
-How much did Charlie have to drink that day?
-Was Charlie wearing something that the bullet might find provocative?
-Did Charlie lead the bullet on?
-Why didn't Charlie fight back or scream?
-How much did Charlie have to drink that day?
-Was Charlie wearing something that the bullet might find provocative?
-Did Charlie lead the bullet on?
-Why didn't Charlie fight back or scream?
10 Brands Bankrolling MAGA To Avoid
Your wallet is your voice.
www.newsletter.samuel-warde.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
You may want to sit down before reading this.
The person who shot Charlie Kirk has been caught, and he's - get this - a straight cis white conservative Christian man.
Take as much time as you need to process that.
The person who shot Charlie Kirk has been caught, and he's - get this - a straight cis white conservative Christian man.
Take as much time as you need to process that.
Charlie Kirk shooting suspect is in custody; family turned him in, Utah governor says
Conservative activist Charlie Kirk was shot and killed during an event at Utah Valley University on Wednesday. Authorities said the shooting was a targeted attack.
www.nbcnews.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
You may want to sit down before reading this.
The person who shot Charlie Kirk has been caught, and he's - get this - a straight cis white conservative Christian man.
Take as much time as you need to process that.
The person who shot Charlie Kirk has been caught, and he's - get this - a straight cis white conservative Christian man.
Take as much time as you need to process that.
The party that thought it was hilarious when Paul Pelosi was attacked and couldn't stop laughing when the Hortmans were murdered thinks you should be VERY ashamed for reminding everyone of all the terrible things Charlie Kirk said.
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The party that thought it was hilarious when Paul Pelosi was attacked and couldn't stop laughing when the Hortmans were murdered thinks you should be VERY ashamed for reminding everyone of all the terrible things Charlie Kirk said.
It can't sell worse than the original.
Virtual Boy™ for Nintendo Switch™ 2/Nintendo Switch™ - Nintendo Classics - Nintendo Official Site
Buy Virtual Boy™ for Nintendo Switch™ 2/Nintendo Switch™ - Nintendo Classics and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.
www.nintendo.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It can't sell worse than the original.
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind