Daughter of the Thirst House but thankful 🦃
@allycatraz.bsky.social
Born in CA, assembled in NJ
Unapologetically horny on main
Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Unapologetically horny on main
Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Ally Claus is here and you've all been VERY NAUGHTY
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ally Claus is here and you've all been VERY NAUGHTY
Found the perfect accessory for my sexy Santa outfit at work on Friday. Confused boners incoming
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Found the perfect accessory for my sexy Santa outfit at work on Friday. Confused boners incoming
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
I can hear this conversation in Sisko and Jadzia's voices 🤣 @trekkiebill.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I can hear this conversation in Sisko and Jadzia's voices 🤣 @trekkiebill.bsky.social
I haven't made a single stitch since I've been back at work... until tonight! I didn't get much done, but it felt good to pick up a much beloved hobby 🪡🧵🌸
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I haven't made a single stitch since I've been back at work... until tonight! I didn't get much done, but it felt good to pick up a much beloved hobby 🪡🧵🌸
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
IT'S COMING
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
IT'S COMING
I humbly beg to differ
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I humbly beg to differ
Well, OBVIOUSLY one of us is gonna have to change.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Well, OBVIOUSLY one of us is gonna have to change.
Reading any given headline this week like
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reading any given headline this week like
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy
🎶Santa Ally, so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶
Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄
Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
🎶Santa Ally, so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶
Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄
Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄
Oh honey, she knows. 😘
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh honey, she knows. 😘
If you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If you see this post egg
Me watching the results trickle in for every election
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me watching the results trickle in for every election
Gul Dukat has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gul Dukat has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Actual photo of Usha Vance
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Actual photo of Usha Vance
"I ask for so little. Just fear me. Love me. Do as I say, and I shall be your slave."
Maybe it's the booze talking but I'd have a hard time saying no 🤣
Maybe it's the booze talking but I'd have a hard time saying no 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"I ask for so little. Just fear me. Love me. Do as I say, and I shall be your slave."
Maybe it's the booze talking but I'd have a hard time saying no 🤣
Maybe it's the booze talking but I'd have a hard time saying no 🤣
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really):
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really):
I've posted pics before, but I seriously love this silly little thing!
It's small, pink and it brews one cup at a time, so I'm not endlessly making multiple cups and not drinking it.
Please excuse Hello Kitty's face, I need to scrub her a little more 🤣
It's small, pink and it brews one cup at a time, so I'm not endlessly making multiple cups and not drinking it.
Please excuse Hello Kitty's face, I need to scrub her a little more 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I've posted pics before, but I seriously love this silly little thing!
It's small, pink and it brews one cup at a time, so I'm not endlessly making multiple cups and not drinking it.
Please excuse Hello Kitty's face, I need to scrub her a little more 🤣
It's small, pink and it brews one cup at a time, so I'm not endlessly making multiple cups and not drinking it.
Please excuse Hello Kitty's face, I need to scrub her a little more 🤣
Getting ready for my shift on [the Promenade]!
The flower garland isn't normally part of the costume, but it works so I'm wearing it 🤣
The flower garland isn't normally part of the costume, but it works so I'm wearing it 🤣
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Getting ready for my shift on [the Promenade]!
The flower garland isn't normally part of the costume, but it works so I'm wearing it 🤣
The flower garland isn't normally part of the costume, but it works so I'm wearing it 🤣
Actual text I sent to my boss today
For context, he's out at our sister store for two weeks while I run the show on [the Promenade]
For context, he's out at our sister store for two weeks while I run the show on [the Promenade]
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Actual text I sent to my boss today
For context, he's out at our sister store for two weeks while I run the show on [the Promenade]
For context, he's out at our sister store for two weeks while I run the show on [the Promenade]
Found the thread in the replies on one of my many "Lwaxana is great, acquire some taste" posts
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Found the thread in the replies on one of my many "Lwaxana is great, acquire some taste" posts
Got an automated text from my Republican State Assembly members.
I know it's automated and it's likely a human will never see my reply, but this shit makes me so mad.
I know it's automated and it's likely a human will never see my reply, but this shit makes me so mad.
October 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Got an automated text from my Republican State Assembly members.
I know it's automated and it's likely a human will never see my reply, but this shit makes me so mad.
I know it's automated and it's likely a human will never see my reply, but this shit makes me so mad.