Daughter of the Thirst House 🎄
@allycatraz.bsky.social
Born in CA, assembled in NJ
Unapologetically horny on main
Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Unapologetically horny on main
Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Pinned
Every day I stray further from God's light and into Lwaxana Troi's
Filled in some of the cream/tan colors on the bridge, and added some red posts.
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Filled in some of the cream/tan colors on the bridge, and added some red posts.
Today in Allycat fashion: CHRISTMAS IS DEAD, LONG LIVE HALLOWEEN
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Today in Allycat fashion: CHRISTMAS IS DEAD, LONG LIVE HALLOWEEN
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somebody said post malone so OK
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
somebody said post malone so OK
Ally Claus is here and you've all been VERY NAUGHTY
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ally Claus is here and you've all been VERY NAUGHTY
Found the perfect accessory for my sexy Santa outfit at work on Friday. Confused boners incoming
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Found the perfect accessory for my sexy Santa outfit at work on Friday. Confused boners incoming
Me: You want some hand cream?
My boss: No, my hands are dirty. I'd just be creaming the dirt into my hands
*cue me laughing hysterically for ten minutes*
My boss: No, my hands are dirty. I'd just be creaming the dirt into my hands
*cue me laughing hysterically for ten minutes*
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me: You want some hand cream?
My boss: No, my hands are dirty. I'd just be creaming the dirt into my hands
*cue me laughing hysterically for ten minutes*
My boss: No, my hands are dirty. I'd just be creaming the dirt into my hands
*cue me laughing hysterically for ten minutes*
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE IN WHICH I LOVE SAILOR MOON
The boyf: Babe you're literally crying
The boyf: Babe you're literally crying
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE IN WHICH I LOVE SAILOR MOON
The boyf: Babe you're literally crying
The boyf: Babe you're literally crying
I can hear this conversation in Sisko and Jadzia's voices 🤣 @trekkiebill.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I can hear this conversation in Sisko and Jadzia's voices 🤣 @trekkiebill.bsky.social
Asking the important questions
If a betazoid with Zanthi fever goes to Risa...would anyone notice?
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Asking the important questions
Say what you will about Lwaxana Troi - perpetually horny aside, when she loves someone, she goes BIG. She loves with her whole heart and only has eyes for her man. We love to see it 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Say what you will about Lwaxana Troi - perpetually horny aside, when she loves someone, she goes BIG. She loves with her whole heart and only has eyes for her man. We love to see it 🥰
TNG needed a "Lwaxana Troi goes to Risa" episode.
"Ambassador Troi, I'm afraid we cannot accommodate you here on Risa. There isn't a man alive who can match your freak"
"Ambassador Troi, I'm afraid we cannot accommodate you here on Risa. There isn't a man alive who can match your freak"
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
TNG needed a "Lwaxana Troi goes to Risa" episode.
"Ambassador Troi, I'm afraid we cannot accommodate you here on Risa. There isn't a man alive who can match your freak"
"Ambassador Troi, I'm afraid we cannot accommodate you here on Risa. There isn't a man alive who can match your freak"
Miss Lwaxana if ya nasty
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Miss Lwaxana if ya nasty
Took a nap after my early work shift and WOW those were some ANGRY dreams
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Took a nap after my early work shift and WOW those were some ANGRY dreams
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I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
I haven't made a single stitch since I've been back at work... until tonight! I didn't get much done, but it felt good to pick up a much beloved hobby 🪡🧵🌸
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I haven't made a single stitch since I've been back at work... until tonight! I didn't get much done, but it felt good to pick up a much beloved hobby 🪡🧵🌸
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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Well, OBVIOUSLY one of us is gonna have to change.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Well, OBVIOUSLY one of us is gonna have to change.
I humbly beg to differ
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I humbly beg to differ
Why did I go in there
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why did I go in there
I had a rare Saturday off of work and I spent most of it in bed trying to fend off a migraine. Feels like a waste 😫
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I had a rare Saturday off of work and I spent most of it in bed trying to fend off a migraine. Feels like a waste 😫
Reading any given headline this week like
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reading any given headline this week like
Nobody gets an MRI "just because" or without knowing what they're scanning. They're looking for something, or trying to rule something out, etc.
I had an MRI back in March and my result was "damn girl your uterus is FUCKED"
I had an MRI back in March and my result was "damn girl your uterus is FUCKED"
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Nobody gets an MRI "just because" or without knowing what they're scanning. They're looking for something, or trying to rule something out, etc.
I had an MRI back in March and my result was "damn girl your uterus is FUCKED"
I had an MRI back in March and my result was "damn girl your uterus is FUCKED"