The only thing missing from this place is a bit of beef. Anyone up for a pointless argument that descends into slinging insults at each other?

Is reality tv shit? Yes

Am I an absolute sucker for it regardless? Absolutely

Get me a brew with one sugar, I’m a celebs on fellas

Are Aldi and Specsavers on here yet or can we be that brand that kills jokes stone dead several days too late like, don’t know, Gary Barlow’s son standing on something small or something.

Feel like Children in Need used to be a massive thing and isn’t anymore? I dunno if it’s due to the decline of live TV viewership or what. But I didn’t even know it was on until just now

Just had an ad for a UK UFO sighting app which I know is bullshit. UFO’s only appear at US trailer parks in states that are like 90% desert

Think I’ll dip my toes in here and see if I like it

Twitter looks like it’s completely cooked and I’m far too terminally online to not have an alternative

Went to whack a wasp on my curtains. Apparently a bit too overzealously because the whole fucking thing came down 😭