Chaos
Samsung why you gotta make it so when you update my phone my alarm doesn't go off? Had my big target buck at my tree stand this morning 20 minutes after I was supposed to be out there (game cam). So yeah I kinda hate you rn.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
New band name idea:

concrete snorting

Or snorting concrete
But dont googled it or you get a crisis health line 😔
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
am I crazy or is #leviathan making a #dragonprince reference?
July 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yeah I like bad boys
May 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My head cannon, is that Lola, from the Cocoa cabana is the the same Lola, from Lola, the kinks.
April 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I hate the new Samsung update with a passion. QUIT CHANGING EVERYTHING
April 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Rock candy but it's onion flavored
March 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Dear #nascar , petition to make a track that's a figure 8. Imagine.
two crash test dummies are sitting in a car
ALT: two crash test dummies are sitting in a car
media.tenor.com
March 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
TV channels should adopt the Dewey Decimal system
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Horror game but you navigate by the light of your vape not a torch
February 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@thedailyshow.com
Dear John, what makes a cloche a Cloche? Does it have to be glass? Could it be a glass cup put over something or does it need a knob? We the people need answers. Is it any dome like object? Does the Capitol have a cloche?
Thank you I love you.
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by Chaos
You could read epic: the musical as a love story between ody and poseidon.

Ody wrongs Poseidon midway into their relationship, after he let ody sail pretty freely during the war (I haven't read the odyssey, so this is solely based on the musical)
January 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jinx is the Hatsune Miku of this generation #arcane #leagueoflegends #miku
December 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Watching TV with my dad and sandwiched between two ads was a single frame. We went back frame by frame to see this. What does it mean? Is it an Omen? A threat? A depiction of my father's soul? I googled bald lion commercial and nothing came up. Please advise. #weird #help #whatdoesthismean #lion
December 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
First thing he does this morning is pick up this tree and swings into my shins with it. He got a bath after so I'm the real victor #dog
December 22, 2024 at 3:34 PM
December 20, 2024 at 12:17 PM
I let my indoor cat out to see the snow and he was not impressed
#cat
December 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by Chaos
Road signs were hacked in Seattle:

kutv.com/news/nation-...
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Here's my cock. Anyways
#rooster
December 10, 2024 at 4:10 PM
December 6, 2024 at 12:46 PM
When the world needed them most, they vanished 😔
December 3, 2024 at 5:40 PM
December 1, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Always thinking of you
December 1, 2024 at 2:55 PM