AllenAlchemy (TTV)
@allenalchemy.bsky.social
Love when my Devices™️ say "workout recorded" and it's just me showering and getting ready to leave on time + driving in traffic to get to my 7am barber appointment
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Love when my Devices™️ say "workout recorded" and it's just me showering and getting ready to leave on time + driving in traffic to get to my 7am barber appointment
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I don't know how to pose with talent at meet n greets dot jog
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't know how to pose with talent at meet n greets dot jog
One of my favorite bands announced a new album for 2026!!!
September 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
One of my favorite bands announced a new album for 2026!!!
Trying to watch the Google Pixel 10 event live in the background as I work... I'm not sure what I was expecting re: this level of manufactured enthusiasm and cheese. And its hosted by Jimmy Fallon.
I'm not strong enough for this.
I'm not strong enough for this.
August 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trying to watch the Google Pixel 10 event live in the background as I work... I'm not sure what I was expecting re: this level of manufactured enthusiasm and cheese. And its hosted by Jimmy Fallon.
I'm not strong enough for this.
I'm not strong enough for this.
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imagine waiting so long for the Venga Bus and it looks like this
August 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
imagine waiting so long for the Venga Bus and it looks like this
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Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive
July 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sex is great but have you ever made peace with the terror of being alive
The onslaught of AS10 finale/winner spoilers that materialized at 12:01 am was immediate and profound.
Many of them were fan edits too, which tells me the fandom really wanted to confirm what we already knew so we could move on.
Many of them were fan edits too, which tells me the fandom really wanted to confirm what we already knew so we could move on.
July 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The onslaught of AS10 finale/winner spoilers that materialized at 12:01 am was immediate and profound.
Many of them were fan edits too, which tells me the fandom really wanted to confirm what we already knew so we could move on.
Many of them were fan edits too, which tells me the fandom really wanted to confirm what we already knew so we could move on.
Demon: "For breaking the sacred pact that guaranteed your careers, I've constructed a special hell, just for you: a shitty bbq with infinite Bert Kreischers, forever"
Tom Segura/Joe Rogan: "NOOOOOO"
Tom Segura/Joe Rogan: "NOOOOOO"
July 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Demon: "For breaking the sacred pact that guaranteed your careers, I've constructed a special hell, just for you: a shitty bbq with infinite Bert Kreischers, forever"
Tom Segura/Joe Rogan: "NOOOOOO"
Tom Segura/Joe Rogan: "NOOOOOO"
Absolutely elated to see that Amazon launched a capitalist bacchanal to celebrate my birthday. Now spend!!!!
July 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Absolutely elated to see that Amazon launched a capitalist bacchanal to celebrate my birthday. Now spend!!!!
I swear I heard "f**got" out of absolutely nowhere, then I looked around my room, and ..
June 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I swear I heard "f**got" out of absolutely nowhere, then I looked around my room, and ..
Happy Birthday to my favorite ageless twink, @robroberts.bsky.social
a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Happy Birthday to my favorite ageless twink, @robroberts.bsky.social
@bethesdastudios.com I will buy Skyrim for the 3rd or 4th time if you tune / remaster it for the Switch 2 :) ty in advance
June 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
@bethesdastudios.com I will buy Skyrim for the 3rd or 4th time if you tune / remaster it for the Switch 2 :) ty in advance
My department at work got us a photographer for LinkedIn / bio headshots lol
Realtor teas
Realtor teas
June 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My department at work got us a photographer for LinkedIn / bio headshots lol
Realtor teas
Realtor teas
I ran a mile in 9:22 today plz clap. Obviously that's not great but I was convinced it'd be much worse.
June 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I ran a mile in 9:22 today plz clap. Obviously that's not great but I was convinced it'd be much worse.
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If this was the log line of a fic on AO3 featuring "Geralt of Rivia" and, like, "DoomGuy", I'd have it saved to favorites before the first paragraph was read.
June 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If this was the log line of a fic on AO3 featuring "Geralt of Rivia" and, like, "DoomGuy", I'd have it saved to favorites before the first paragraph was read.
Doing Open World challenges to earn costumes and fuck I'm bad at Mario Kart. Worst console since the Jaguar, 3/10
June 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Doing Open World challenges to earn costumes and fuck I'm bad at Mario Kart. Worst console since the Jaguar, 3/10
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Best Buys point of sale / CRM crashed for all first come first serve and peripheral purchases 👻👻👻 leaving before there is a riot
June 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Best Buys point of sale / CRM crashed for all first come first serve and peripheral purchases 👻👻👻 leaving before there is a riot
Best Buy online pre-order experience: 🥴🙂↕️🫅🏻🎂🎖️
Best Buy afterhours pre-order physical pickup: 🤢🥸👻🤷🏻🧑🏻🦳🐢
Best Buy afterhours pre-order physical pickup: 🤢🥸👻🤷🏻🧑🏻🦳🐢
June 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Best Buy online pre-order experience: 🥴🙂↕️🫅🏻🎂🎖️
Best Buy afterhours pre-order physical pickup: 🤢🥸👻🤷🏻🧑🏻🦳🐢
Best Buy afterhours pre-order physical pickup: 🤢🥸👻🤷🏻🧑🏻🦳🐢
Fit into 36" pants again this morning.
Steps.
(I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)
Steps.
(I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Fit into 36" pants again this morning.
Steps.
(I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)
Steps.
(I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)
Clocked at the gig
May 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Clocked at the gig