My best friend has always had this joke that I'm a vampire and yeah, this isn't gonna help that

...my mom had a last name made of three squished into one and I already had to get a lawyer for her name confusion, I'm so worried now

"That was the best spurs game in years"

I do not care
It was not fun
There was no joy in the basketball

I don't even care who wins anymore

This is the longest quarter of my life
I've never seen so many free throws
Just pay the damn game
I beg you

I met a woman whose legal name was Maria De La

Her actual name was like Maria de la Luz Garcia and the US system made de her middle name, la the last name and just REMOVED THE LAST TWO

I don't think she was Ohtori aged though

He is literally the cheapest corvette for sale, idk what you think is happening here, yeah, he needs some work, if he didn't, he would not be this cheap

If you cannot work on the car
Or if you cannot afford the work on the car
This is not the car for you
Idk how else to make that clear

I have a great fear I'm going to need to buy a lawyer someday because they can't ask how to spell

So we requested an official copy all huh, maybe this is just blurry
They deadass typed in that he's from the 1500s
They also spelled his last name with an S, his dad's with a Z, and changed his parents from the Spanish versions of their names to English????

Hustle is set in the almost real world where there is no Juancho, Anthony Edwards, Queen Latifa or Adam Sandler, and not-Juancho is on a quest to get the job real Juancho already has and met people like ...his brother and all his coworkers

Anyway it's a perfect movie, five stars

.......do they ever explain why snoopy was just out there, fighting in ww1
I literally only know about snoopy from random newspaper comics and the Christmas song

Snoopy IS a Christmas character to me, but, it's because of the song where he's getting wasted with the red baron, it is not because of the holiday special cartoon

I want one of those cone trees though
Anyway, my sister and I realized we don't really watch any Christmas movies today BUT IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL KINDA POOPY

Today i saw a puddle and I was like hell yeah
I was not ready to see a whirlpool
I live in a place where water is a ~surprise~
We barely see it for years, then AHHHHHHHHHHHH
And then its gone
I do not like water that is not in a cup

Like idk what i thought a whirlpool was
I just kinda assumed that when conditions are right, they appear and create chaos
I was unaware the US and Canada just kept one between them as a pet that is always there, being horrifying

I want
To do
The Christmas crow
But I mustn't

I feel like the town was the lowest point in the design, I feel like the magi are next, and I'm excited for the sheep, so I'm saving them for last
I'm also doing the border as I go, because saving it for the end would be awful
We can do it