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Avs fan, sports acknowledger, friend of the show. I told a funny joke once but haven't been back to the top of the mountain since. Shitposter. Brings nothing to the conversation, except maybe snacks. Winner of the All Rush Mix Tape Peace Prize.
Pretty sure Team Canada needs to be taking both Blackwood and Wedgewood to Italy.
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Was hoping for a Blackwood shot attempt.
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Brock Nelson, insurance broker.
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Congratulations to Sidney Crosby on tying Mario Lemieux in franchise points for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

It feels so weird to see anybody touch Mario's career numbers, especially Penguins ones.

An outrageously impressive achievement for Sid. Well done
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Cale goes active, what a pass to Necas.
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
CBS snitching on Metcalf is just one more of the thousand recent reasons why that network can go fuck itself.
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The top three teams in the Central have won their last 14 games. That will come to an end today as the Avs play Minnesota.
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Refs getting involved with that bullshit roughing call.
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Who's in net tonight to or the Ducks? Me?
December 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Me: "Mice riding Lobster Cavalry"
My DND GM: "I'm taking away your summon beast spell."
All I want for Christmas is…a painting of a mouse riding a lobster.

Christmas cards during the Victorian Era tended to be rather unusual, reflecting an offbeat sense of humor before Christmas iconography had solidified into what it is today.

Let’s shake this tree down. 🧵⬇️
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is abhorrent. But at least when I say that I want to build a new deck, and the best way to improve my home is to use a mortar for the bricks that includes the blood from Brices and Ashleys and Andrews, that they'll be supportive, you know, because it's to improve my home.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)

Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Yes, I would like to report that I wasn't given a C-suite position with a defense contractor that gets no-bid contracts simple because I'm not the son of the president of the country. This discrimination won't stand.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My country is a shithole.
ICE brutally detain Pittsburgh man—repeatedly punches him after he's pinned defenseless to ground.

Agents then pepper sprayed him—even as he yelled he couldn't breathe because they were kneeling on his neck.

"He told you he can't breathe!" witnesses yell. "Yo, he cannot breathe!"

Pittsburgh, PA
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How ... um ... how do the whales put on the jewelry? Do they have like, Remoras with opposable thumbs to work clasps and help them put on clothes?
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ features the return of the Tulkuns, the big space whales, only this time they have giant jewelry and accessories on. It’s one of those great details from the twisted mind of James Cameron.
The Avatar Whales Are Back and Now They Have Clothes
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ features the return of the Tulkuns, the big space whales, only this time they have giant jewelry and accessories on. It’s one of those great details from the twisted mind of James Cameron.
www.vulture.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In one of James Cameron's early movies involving aliens, a smart character says "nuke them from orbit, just to be sure." It was a great line. It's also the exact thing that a greedy, militaristic Earth would have done to Pandora after Avatar 1, but he seems to have forgotten his own smart character.
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Might as well close it down and re-open it in Branson, Missouri.
BREAKING

The Kennedy Center board of directors has renamed the center to the “Trump Kennedy Center”
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Colorado calls dibs on being named District 420.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I also have thrown pennies into a well.
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Well, looks like I have to switch where I don't watch the Oscars.
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hate to have to sweat the Kracken, but two points is two points.
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Time to start threatening kittens like the old days with this Avs power play.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Only 2:30 for Brindley that first period. Second needs more Brindley.
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Colorado should cut off all water flow from the Poudre and Arkansas to other states until these funds are restored. If extortion is now legal, then it's legal. I think a $50 toll to all vehicle entrants from Wyoming is also in order.
Trump boasts about defunding Colorado after the state refused to acknowledge his pardon of Tina Peters
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Reading Vancouver fan reactions regarding the Hughes mess, and I'm just very thankful that Gabe Landeskog is the captain of the Colorado Avalanche. He could have bailed after any number of crappy seasons, but the fans never had to worry he wouldn't stick it out.
December 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM