Alistair Caradec
@alistaircaradec.bsky.social
I work with stories. He/him/his.
www.alistairedits.com
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“Want me to act like a decent human being? Pay me.”
August 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Want me to act like a decent human being? Pay me.”
I honestly think very few manuscripts are unsalvageable, structurally or otherwise. Sometimes what you need is a step back and to remind yourself of what you’re trying to say, what story you’re trying to tell. Don’t give up! :)
August 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I honestly think very few manuscripts are unsalvageable, structurally or otherwise. Sometimes what you need is a step back and to remind yourself of what you’re trying to say, what story you’re trying to tell. Don’t give up! :)
Thank you so much for your support, now and always. I’m sorry you’re having to do this. Much love. ❤️
August 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Thank you so much for your support, now and always. I’m sorry you’re having to do this. Much love. ❤️
“Wish you were he—“
*poofs into room*
“Oh for fuck’s sake, Steve, I was just being polite!”
“Should I come back when you’re not on the toilet?”
“Please.”
*poofs into room*
“Oh for fuck’s sake, Steve, I was just being polite!”
“Should I come back when you’re not on the toilet?”
“Please.”
August 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Wish you were he—“
*poofs into room*
“Oh for fuck’s sake, Steve, I was just being polite!”
“Should I come back when you’re not on the toilet?”
“Please.”
*poofs into room*
“Oh for fuck’s sake, Steve, I was just being polite!”
“Should I come back when you’re not on the toilet?”
“Please.”
Yup! I also have this one in my office. :D
July 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yup! I also have this one in my office. :D
Wait until you meet Hermaeus Mora.
July 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wait until you meet Hermaeus Mora.
Aww, man, that’s rough. Hope you still had a nice day yesterday, and that you’ll be home soon to rest!
July 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Aww, man, that’s rough. Hope you still had a nice day yesterday, and that you’ll be home soon to rest!
Top left hangs on my parents’ bedroom wall. They’re all beautiful!
July 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Top left hangs on my parents’ bedroom wall. They’re all beautiful!
Happy birthday!
July 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Happy birthday!
Requiem in D minor, specifically.
July 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Requiem in D minor, specifically.
“Discussing” is quite optimistic here, considering this is Piers Morgan we’re talking about. You’re going to need a stiff drink after that one. Good luck!
July 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Discussing” is quite optimistic here, considering this is Piers Morgan we’re talking about. You’re going to need a stiff drink after that one. Good luck!
I don’t know what dictionary you’re using, but “socialist: person who agrees with Stalin” is not in mine.
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don’t know what dictionary you’re using, but “socialist: person who agrees with Stalin” is not in mine.
Well, it’s almost 3am here and I’m not in bed, so I’m gonna have to say yes. 😅
July 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Well, it’s almost 3am here and I’m not in bed, so I’m gonna have to say yes. 😅
All zeros and ones. But mostly zeros. 😅
July 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
All zeros and ones. But mostly zeros. 😅
I got that one too. 🤣 Every single time they message me, it’s “Hi null!”
July 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I got that one too. 🤣 Every single time they message me, it’s “Hi null!”
“Alex, where are you going?”
“To see if there’s a pub!”
“To see if there’s a pub!”
June 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“Alex, where are you going?”
“To see if there’s a pub!”
“To see if there’s a pub!”
For a second there, I thought you’d brought it to Electronic Arts and I was like “what have they done?”
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants standing next to patrick star .
Alt: SpongeBob goes “phew!”
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June 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
For a second there, I thought you’d brought it to Electronic Arts and I was like “what have they done?”