Alistair Barrie
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Alistair Barrie
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Comedian, allegedly. Latest special 'Woke in Progress' out now on ITVX: www.alistairbarrie.com
Ah it was worth posting. Unlike my bone saw joke the other day, which I’m glad to say I didn’t. So the universe is aligned (if still a bit f*cked.)
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ew! 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m not a gambling man but I’d be willing to bet you picked holes in the Truss budget and flatly refuse to attach a St George’s cross to your dwelling with cable ties. 😤
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
*looks somewhat guilty at occasional habit of buying one every few months then leaving it in my wallet secure in the knowledge I’m now ‘probably’ a multi-millionaire* 😳
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It is also a bit difficult when the government tells you ‘it could be you’ every week.

Turns out the lottery/tax on poor people was just another chapter in our terminal decline.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Absolutely. I’m just sick of no one interrogating all these people intent on blaming immigrants/benefits/SEN kids/trans folk etc etc.
As @rafaelbehr.bsky.social said recently - READ SOME FUCKING HISTORY.
We know who/what these people are & I’m tired of the blind, lazy stupidity in response to them.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Actually pinning him down on detail/policy/attitudes as an adult should not be difficult. Yet the media constantly give him a platform, but refuse to hold him to account. It should not be difficult. Watch this (if you haven’t already done so.)
www.youtube.com/live/-pyYoL9...
Nigel Farage v James O'Brien - Interview In Full - LBC
YouTube video by LBC
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hahaha. 👏👏👏
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Well we know Crawley can’t. And Windsor’s definitely ‘looking for a role’.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me, probably.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
And never when it matters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
To be fair, it was only announced today.

(And in The Telegraph, so there’s every chance it’s not true.)
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Interesting to note Travis Head’s batting technique. I believe it might be known as ‘Bazball’ or something like that?
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM