One of the dudes from Doge was called big balls, someone beat him up, and now Trump wants to federalize Washington, as if people aren't murdered and beaten up there everyday, but the Doge employee is apparently God's special snowflake and must be protected

absolutely

absolutely. that year we lost Prince, David Bowie, George Michael, and 2016 was like the opening of hell

accurate

Multicellular life was a mistake. Take me to my prokaryote era please.

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oh my God, have you met my cats? they are currently on strike with signs that say," down with the blonde lady"

me: (to the cats) i love each of you so, so much

the cats: (lazily from sunny window) we are going to unionize against you

The important thing to remember with cats is that they will love you when they feel like it. we're just living in their world

nope, just getting ignored, and none of them feel any pressure to acknowledge my existence. they are heroes