Eee Tee
@aliceonice.bsky.social
The Gods made me the strongest and most beautiful man
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Can a decent set of New Yorkers rid us of our pathetic, immoral Senators? I will vote for anyone with a pulse and just a bit of decency to see @schumer.senate.gov and @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social removed from office. These two are a stain on our politics.
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can a decent set of New Yorkers rid us of our pathetic, immoral Senators? I will vote for anyone with a pulse and just a bit of decency to see @schumer.senate.gov and @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social removed from office. These two are a stain on our politics.
If my family did a disgusting crime I would send them to jail and hell. Why do you think we won't do the same for a politician on "our side"?
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If my family did a disgusting crime I would send them to jail and hell. Why do you think we won't do the same for a politician on "our side"?
Things that were never actually funny: The Honey Badger
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Things that were never actually funny: The Honey Badger
When Bonney said, "Future Where I'm Most Free!" I felt that
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When Bonney said, "Future Where I'm Most Free!" I felt that
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I will never be scammed. I work for INTERPOL.
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I will never be scammed. I work for INTERPOL.
Man, I could have told you that I was a good husband until this morning when I slept through my wife's phone calls after she got t-boned by a toothless woman in Mineola 😔
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Man, I could have told you that I was a good husband until this morning when I slept through my wife's phone calls after she got t-boned by a toothless woman in Mineola 😔
Shut up! Shut up! I'm buying the $11 pickles!! I don't care anymore!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shut up! Shut up! I'm buying the $11 pickles!! I don't care anymore!!!!!
I ain't got no job, I ain't got -- actually I have a ton to do (it's only Wednesday anyway)
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I ain't got no job, I ain't got -- actually I have a ton to do (it's only Wednesday anyway)
The Trump Bible that my cat peed on
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Trump Bible that my cat peed on
I used to think I wanted to share things with the world, but I don't any longer
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I used to think I wanted to share things with the world, but I don't any longer
Imagine entering someone's home and finding out they don't own a crystal ball 😭
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Imagine entering someone's home and finding out they don't own a crystal ball 😭
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Anyway, Sky Mall is very lol
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Anyway, Sky Mall is very lol
Clowns deserve better. Stop comparing them to idiots and fools.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Clowns deserve better. Stop comparing them to idiots and fools.
Videos on Bluesky are bullshit. I can't get anything to play for more than 30 seconds without buffering.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Videos on Bluesky are bullshit. I can't get anything to play for more than 30 seconds without buffering.
Sunday School Pastor: ... and Jesus rode what animal into Jerusalem?
Me (trying to be antagonistic): a donkey
Pastor: that's correct!
Me (trying to be antagonistic): a donkey
Pastor: that's correct!
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sunday School Pastor: ... and Jesus rode what animal into Jerusalem?
Me (trying to be antagonistic): a donkey
Pastor: that's correct!
Me (trying to be antagonistic): a donkey
Pastor: that's correct!
They've remastered Sparkle & Fade every five years for the past 30.
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They've remastered Sparkle & Fade every five years for the past 30.
I get A LOT of male attention, but only at grocery stores. Also, I'm autistic so my wife had to tell me that.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I get A LOT of male attention, but only at grocery stores. Also, I'm autistic so my wife had to tell me that.
My cats, Gary and Steven, love to eat normal cat food.
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My cats, Gary and Steven, love to eat normal cat food.
In a twisted way this is what I imagine my grandfather was like as a drill sergeant. He was too cute to yell.
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In a twisted way this is what I imagine my grandfather was like as a drill sergeant. He was too cute to yell.
Not renewing my medical cannabis cert because I can't be normal and have a normal amount. Sigh.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Not renewing my medical cannabis cert because I can't be normal and have a normal amount. Sigh.
God Bless everyone within 20 feet of me only
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
God Bless everyone within 20 feet of me only
An old lady who looked like a nun drove a cybertruck into a homegoods - probably a devil thing, idk I don't pay attention to demons all that closely anymore after The Incident.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
An old lady who looked like a nun drove a cybertruck into a homegoods - probably a devil thing, idk I don't pay attention to demons all that closely anymore after The Incident.