Alice McFlurry
@alicemcflurry.bsky.social
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Target was selling American Girl doll costumes so I'd like to remind everyone about who did it first because this was my costume from February of 2023 after I learned they released an American Girl doll from the "historical" 1990s and I already had almost all of the clothes in my closet.
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Target was selling American Girl doll costumes so I'd like to remind everyone about who did it first because this was my costume from February of 2023 after I learned they released an American Girl doll from the "historical" 1990s and I already had almost all of the clothes in my closet.
Yep. This is just a repost of my original post to Mastodon from almost two years ago.
![Screenshot of a Mastodon post from 11/23:23 that says:
[Microsoft Word trying to hang a painting]
A little bit to the right...
::slams painting against the right wall::
A little lower...
Downstairs neighbor: "Where did that painting come from?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tw3iwt6hkpfm423fzvwyzhbt/bafkreidaxc5dsy62x5cbfyixf5ahevu6sri7qskcf24z7wfvgyns724xfq@jpeg)
October 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yep. This is just a repost of my original post to Mastodon from almost two years ago.
🤣 And now is the time for me to admit that everything I post on Bluesky is intentionally on a 1+ year delay from when it was originally posted on Mastodon because I like to keep it REAL timely and relevant.
October 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
🤣 And now is the time for me to admit that everything I post on Bluesky is intentionally on a 1+ year delay from when it was originally posted on Mastodon because I like to keep it REAL timely and relevant.