Samm 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏳️🌈
@aliassamm.bsky.social
(they/them) | queer pirate | geriatric millennial | OFMD fanart/fic maker/lover | some NSFW content bc I like objectifying gay pirates | Please, no one under 18 ->🔞. If you're not clearly OFMD crew and you follow me, I will probably block you. Not personal
I would like to draw your attention to the little pink and brown toe.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I would like to draw your attention to the little pink and brown toe.
Bahahaha!! Such a good line. Now I have to watch the whole series again bc it's so goooood.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Bahahaha!! Such a good line. Now I have to watch the whole series again bc it's so goooood.
It's not even sunday!
a group of people are standing in front of a white truck .
Alt: a group of people are sitting in a park in front of a white food truck. Someone grabs a chair and opens it with a small jerk of the hand as he walks across the screen.
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It's not even sunday!
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You can't stop me. Some day I'll go.
You can't stop me. Some day I'll go.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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You can't stop me. Some day I'll go.
You can't stop me. Some day I'll go.
Oh, yeah. The National was another amazing show!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh, yeah. The National was another amazing show!!
For you? Of course! ☺️
Honestly, I don't understand why more bands don't tour Brazil? I see it requested a lot.
Honestly, I don't understand why more bands don't tour Brazil? I see it requested a lot.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
For you? Of course! ☺️
Honestly, I don't understand why more bands don't tour Brazil? I see it requested a lot.
Honestly, I don't understand why more bands don't tour Brazil? I see it requested a lot.
Fuuuuuck. It's always like, how long can I keep functioning before it takes over? 🫂🫂🫂
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Fuuuuuck. It's always like, how long can I keep functioning before it takes over? 🫂🫂🫂
I'm also happy to help! Sometimes the patterns are not written well, I'll be honest. And as a back up, my ma has discovered a new part of the human brain specifically designed for knitting (I just mean she has a lot of experience)
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I'm also happy to help! Sometimes the patterns are not written well, I'll be honest. And as a back up, my ma has discovered a new part of the human brain specifically designed for knitting (I just mean she has a lot of experience)
Awesome list. I still can't see KMFDM without saying kill mofo depeche mode. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Awesome list. I still can't see KMFDM without saying kill mofo depeche mode. 😂
You've got this!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You've got this!!
Sending so many hugs. 🫂🫂🫂
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Sending so many hugs. 🫂🫂🫂
Aww. They're very sweet!! Thank you for sharing!
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Aww. They're very sweet!! Thank you for sharing!
In case you wanted to know what the cutest kitty in the world is doing right now, it's this.
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In case you wanted to know what the cutest kitty in the world is doing right now, it's this.
The kangaroo is Donald-Ducking it??? I need to see more bc it's a train wreck of a work that I can't believe someone approved. Why is the one... Things... Limbs melting into the sand? Who proofed this and said yeah, it's good to go.
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The kangaroo is Donald-Ducking it??? I need to see more bc it's a train wreck of a work that I can't believe someone approved. Why is the one... Things... Limbs melting into the sand? Who proofed this and said yeah, it's good to go.
Gorgeous, dude!! Absolutely stunning. 😍
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Gorgeous, dude!! Absolutely stunning. 😍
You have never sounded more across the pond to me than in these two posts. 😆
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You have never sounded more across the pond to me than in these two posts. 😆
Yasssssss!! Happy birthday!! Spend it the way that brings you joy. 💜
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Yasssssss!! Happy birthday!! Spend it the way that brings you joy. 💜