My dad used to recite advertisements from his childhood.

Is that what that is!

Like seriously what is wrong with people with too much money

"Im going to the bottom of the ocean" "im going in a volcano" "im going into space" "im climbing a dangerous mountain"

Raise the taxes for their own safety my god

I like when the washer and drier sing their tunes slightly behind one another, as in a round. It happened once, and it was so magical!

“Are you actually a tax professional, or do they just like, give you a binder of responses?”

“Well… it’s not a binder…”

I left TurboTax about 10 years ago, when I called their specialist line and the woman on the phone said she found the advice she gave me from a chat board of other users. It’s actually been this bad for a while.

You must have a really nice couch if it uses words like “shall.” Very fancy.

But that’s like, how they work…

Wine?