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Alex the Lupine Lawyer
@alexjd.bsky.social
Attorney by day. Wolf by night. He/Him. 🏳️‍🌈
*hears “ADHD discourse”*
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
As long as your body is tattooed with clues, you remember….feel like this is an idea waiting to pop.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Wait, let me get this straight: you are claiming you never forget anything?
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I got pizza, homosex, and beach.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Well la tee da! Enjoy your wonderful life then I suppose!
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You will have a blast. My only advice is, if you booked at the JW Marriott, and the room is in the Atlantic Building, ask for as high a floor as possible, or a room as far away from the music venue as possible. This assumes you have rugrats with bedtimes.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh no…which one. @alderfish.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
That’s the fourth one I think. What about the one based in NYC: Fletch 5: I’m Feltchin’ Here!
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
She’s only a fan of Fletch 3: the Felchening.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
All our conversations are like the scene in Being John malkovich where everyone is him and saying his name
In different ways except we are saying felch.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Awwww c’monnnnn.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Perverts.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I didn’t imply in the slightest that gayness wipes away misogyny. I just don’t think this guy is gay. And in fact I think it minimizes how dangerous he is when people reduce all of his problems down to his closeted homosexuality (which again I personally doubt is the case).
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Also a reboot.
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Jesus this OS has gotten so bad.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Gay.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I think the prison abolition stuff stems from a sort of utopian derangement that infects most of their thinking. When confronted with the fact that some people do really evil stuff, and their usual rationalizations fail, their solution is instantly just “execution” lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM