Is this a riddle?

Hi, random stranger here! You just popped up in my feed for some reason, probably GO related, so I'm going to reply to people I don't know like it's 2012 and say congrats! I hope you're having fun with the new level system like I am.

I promise this is funny if you listen to Do By Friday. Just take the homework. Let it happen.

“There isn’t even a single orientation.”

It’s like there were gay nerds writing the copy in marketing pushing for “verseOS.”

From the beginning, she was made to be modular! Look at her go!

“I don't have to change myself to fit the product. It fits me.”

I ditched a religion class my first year of college to watch the iPad announcement, and wet at the end of the year to go back to Chicago for college—I really wish they committed to the bit as much as I did!

youtu.be/5Q4A7lk1DQw?...

Seeing Green Day perform “King for a Day” broke my friends’ brains. We’d never seen anything that queer live! And it’s not even THAT gay! One of them came out to me later and said Billie Joe Armstrong’s butt on a giant screen confirmed some feelings he’d been having.

youtu.be/Sw50Ki6slN4?...

I really like the film’s version of “Sextet” headlined by Vanessa Hudgens and Joshua Henry, but the full demo released a couple years ago gives a glimpse of how Larson was already putting together ensemble numbers that would become the heart of Rent.

youtu.be/IRJbYaHaLqY?...

easy there tiger universal might be interpreted as inclusive to trans healthcare and politicians might start treating us like people instead of talking points so idk if i’m ready for the responsibility of having basic human dignity

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david byrne shitting on ice agents was the clear best part of the show tonight but this was a close second