Inside you, there are two lions.
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Inside you, there are two lions.
Last night, a comedian died. dobyfriday.com/episodes/428
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Last night, a comedian died. dobyfriday.com/episodes/428
“There isn’t even a single orientation.”
It’s like there were gay nerds writing the copy in marketing pushing for “verseOS.”
From the beginning, she was made to be modular! Look at her go!
It’s like there were gay nerds writing the copy in marketing pushing for “verseOS.”
From the beginning, she was made to be modular! Look at her go!
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“There isn’t even a single orientation.”
It’s like there were gay nerds writing the copy in marketing pushing for “verseOS.”
From the beginning, she was made to be modular! Look at her go!
It’s like there were gay nerds writing the copy in marketing pushing for “verseOS.”
From the beginning, she was made to be modular! Look at her go!
“I don't have to change myself to fit the product. It fits me.”
I ditched a religion class my first year of college to watch the iPad announcement, and wet at the end of the year to go back to Chicago for college—I really wish they committed to the bit as much as I did!
youtu.be/5Q4A7lk1DQw?...
I ditched a religion class my first year of college to watch the iPad announcement, and wet at the end of the year to go back to Chicago for college—I really wish they committed to the bit as much as I did!
youtu.be/5Q4A7lk1DQw?...
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“I don't have to change myself to fit the product. It fits me.”
I ditched a religion class my first year of college to watch the iPad announcement, and wet at the end of the year to go back to Chicago for college—I really wish they committed to the bit as much as I did!
youtu.be/5Q4A7lk1DQw?...
I ditched a religion class my first year of college to watch the iPad announcement, and wet at the end of the year to go back to Chicago for college—I really wish they committed to the bit as much as I did!
youtu.be/5Q4A7lk1DQw?...
The iPad still has the promise of being the queerest mainstream computer.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The iPad still has the promise of being the queerest mainstream computer.
I'm still in love with the "blend" feature, but it's been serving up embarrassing songs that makes no sense. I have plenty of embarrassing songs that I ACTUALLY listen to on repeat! (I'm shocked that one, no not that one, THAT one cover of Teenage Dream hasn't shown up.) open.spotify.com/playlist/37
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'm still in love with the "blend" feature, but it's been serving up embarrassing songs that makes no sense. I have plenty of embarrassing songs that I ACTUALLY listen to on repeat! (I'm shocked that one, no not that one, THAT one cover of Teenage Dream hasn't shown up.) open.spotify.com/playlist/37
we shall continue to threaten america with a good time
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
we shall continue to threaten america with a good time
Thank you for your vote. 🗳️
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Thank you for your vote. 🗳️
I’ve been accused of compulsively asking questions on podcasts when I don’t really want to know the answer, which is patently untrue.
I don’t think Roderick has ever heard my voice or been influenced by my weirdness in any way, and yet lately, he too is Just Asking the Questions.
I don’t think Roderick has ever heard my voice or been influenced by my weirdness in any way, and yet lately, he too is Just Asking the Questions.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve been accused of compulsively asking questions on podcasts when I don’t really want to know the answer, which is patently untrue.
I don’t think Roderick has ever heard my voice or been influenced by my weirdness in any way, and yet lately, he too is Just Asking the Questions.
I don’t think Roderick has ever heard my voice or been influenced by my weirdness in any way, and yet lately, he too is Just Asking the Questions.
a boot and a handshake
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
a boot and a handshake
Keeping a high school friend around who is Very Online is handy so you have someone you can exploit for dumb podcast bits and officiate your wedding.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Keeping a high school friend around who is Very Online is handy so you have someone you can exploit for dumb podcast bits and officiate your wedding.
I think Merlin inadvertently created quite the challenge.
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I think Merlin inadvertently created quite the challenge.
Please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Do By Friday team, Mr. Crumbletops! dobyfriday.com/episodes/425
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Do By Friday team, Mr. Crumbletops! dobyfriday.com/episodes/425
we say officer of the peace now. do your research. it’s 👏 not 👏 my 👏 job 👏 to 👏 educate 👏 you 👏
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
we say officer of the peace now. do your research. it’s 👏 not 👏 my 👏 job 👏 to 👏 educate 👏 you 👏
Speaking of movies that made me realize that I was hating myself for the wrong reasons:
Andrew Garfield, who plays Mark Zuckerberg’s boyfriend in “The Social Network,” will portray Sam Altman in an upcoming film directed by Luca Guadagnino, who also directed “Call Me By Your Name.”
Andrew Garfield, who plays Mark Zuckerberg’s boyfriend in “The Social Network,” will portray Sam Altman in an upcoming film directed by Luca Guadagnino, who also directed “Call Me By Your Name.”
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Speaking of movies that made me realize that I was hating myself for the wrong reasons:
Andrew Garfield, who plays Mark Zuckerberg’s boyfriend in “The Social Network,” will portray Sam Altman in an upcoming film directed by Luca Guadagnino, who also directed “Call Me By Your Name.”
Andrew Garfield, who plays Mark Zuckerberg’s boyfriend in “The Social Network,” will portray Sam Altman in an upcoming film directed by Luca Guadagnino, who also directed “Call Me By Your Name.”
David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, and Rooney Mara all personally came to the theater where I was seeing The Social Network for the first time, walked up to me, and ripped my heart out of my chest.
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, and Rooney Mara all personally came to the theater where I was seeing The Social Network for the first time, walked up to me, and ripped my heart out of my chest.
Apple Photos surfaced that video when I searched for “Charlie computer” so I guess iPads are computers again.
I was trying to find the moment she was really upset with Sassy from Homeward Bound when we were watching a short documentary about cat actors: youtu.be/AycqebrmBkM?...
I was trying to find the moment she was really upset with Sassy from Homeward Bound when we were watching a short documentary about cat actors: youtu.be/AycqebrmBkM?...
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Apple Photos surfaced that video when I searched for “Charlie computer” so I guess iPads are computers again.
I was trying to find the moment she was really upset with Sassy from Homeward Bound when we were watching a short documentary about cat actors: youtu.be/AycqebrmBkM?...
I was trying to find the moment she was really upset with Sassy from Homeward Bound when we were watching a short documentary about cat actors: youtu.be/AycqebrmBkM?...
Did one of you make this for me? I do not remember making this!
Either way thank you or good job me because that's an impressive sync!
Either way thank you or good job me because that's an impressive sync!
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Did one of you make this for me? I do not remember making this!
Either way thank you or good job me because that's an impressive sync!
Either way thank you or good job me because that's an impressive sync!
Heartbreaking news—we crossed paths just a few years ago.
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Heartbreaking news—we crossed paths just a few years ago.
I wonder if in his semi-retirement, Phil Schiller got a little place off Ocean Avenue.
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I wonder if in his semi-retirement, Phil Schiller got a little place off Ocean Avenue.
This is possibly the worst episode of Do By Friday we’ve recorded in years. dobyfriday.com/episodes/423
October 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is possibly the worst episode of Do By Friday we’ve recorded in years. dobyfriday.com/episodes/423
“never sell your authority”
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“never sell your authority”
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think it’s a gift to know you’re the thing making someone feel safe as they fall asleep (or having a thing that makes you feel safe falling asleep).
overcast.fm/+AABmENtBcnY...
overcast.fm/+AABmENtBcnY...
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I think it’s a gift to know you’re the thing making someone feel safe as they fall asleep (or having a thing that makes you feel safe falling asleep).
overcast.fm/+AABmENtBcnY...
overcast.fm/+AABmENtBcnY...