Alex Arrelia
@alexarrelia.bsky.social
genderqueer punk, anarchist court jester, writer | make Art, kill AI
Today I was served a 2:57 second long unskippable ad for *a men’s hoodie* that is just footage of the same model zipping up his sweater over and over and over, we’ve reinvented infomercials from first principles, what is happening…
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Today I was served a 2:57 second long unskippable ad for *a men’s hoodie* that is just footage of the same model zipping up his sweater over and over and over, we’ve reinvented infomercials from first principles, what is happening…
I have a cute lil hat
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have a cute lil hat
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
When you didn’t make the list
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When you didn’t make the list
A movie that takes place where you’re from
For better or for worse
.
Being from Toronto is so embarrassing…
For better or for worse
.
Being from Toronto is so embarrassing…
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
For better or for worse
.
Being from Toronto is so embarrassing…
For better or for worse
.
Being from Toronto is so embarrassing…
Prompt: “she turns to look at you, and promises you’ll always be more handsome than Zohran Mamdani”
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Prompt: “she turns to look at you, and promises you’ll always be more handsome than Zohran Mamdani”
I need to fucking delete my Instagram account, look at this fucking shit.
“opt into more ads that are relevant to your interests?”
And we have cooking, politics, fashion and tattoos (my actual interests) and then gambling and diet supplements.
Neato. This app is definitely good for society.
“opt into more ads that are relevant to your interests?”
And we have cooking, politics, fashion and tattoos (my actual interests) and then gambling and diet supplements.
Neato. This app is definitely good for society.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I need to fucking delete my Instagram account, look at this fucking shit.
“opt into more ads that are relevant to your interests?”
And we have cooking, politics, fashion and tattoos (my actual interests) and then gambling and diet supplements.
Neato. This app is definitely good for society.
“opt into more ads that are relevant to your interests?”
And we have cooking, politics, fashion and tattoos (my actual interests) and then gambling and diet supplements.
Neato. This app is definitely good for society.
America strong-armed us out of producing our own planes, and now they’re extorting us.
Fucking unbelievable.
Fucking unbelievable.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
America strong-armed us out of producing our own planes, and now they’re extorting us.
Fucking unbelievable.
Fucking unbelievable.
Secret third thing: Matt Walsh is just describing late stage capitalism, he just doesn’t realize it. When you deregulate the food industry, no matter where you go, you’re eating whatever wet sawdust Sysco decided to pawn off as “pizza dough”.
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Secret third thing: Matt Walsh is just describing late stage capitalism, he just doesn’t realize it. When you deregulate the food industry, no matter where you go, you’re eating whatever wet sawdust Sysco decided to pawn off as “pizza dough”.
Look at my grocery-store pineapple lmao, it’s outgrowing it’s pot…
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Look at my grocery-store pineapple lmao, it’s outgrowing it’s pot…
It lasted more than five minutes!
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It lasted more than five minutes!
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
repost with an iconic fictional band
Yeah, this sounds right.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yeah, this sounds right.
AI produces the version of Aloy that misogynist gamers say they want BY DEFAULT. It will always be lipgloss and smooth skin. It will always work in service of the desires of the assumed-to-be straight white male viewer.
AI women exist to comfort men who hate real women.
AI women exist to comfort men who hate real women.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
AI produces the version of Aloy that misogynist gamers say they want BY DEFAULT. It will always be lipgloss and smooth skin. It will always work in service of the desires of the assumed-to-be straight white male viewer.
AI women exist to comfort men who hate real women.
AI women exist to comfort men who hate real women.
This, this is the most powerful dynamic in storytelling. I don’t know why we decided contemporary literature should erase this.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This, this is the most powerful dynamic in storytelling. I don’t know why we decided contemporary literature should erase this.
I got this weird yarn that’s like a white cotton lattice tube with wool blown into it, and I’m not sure what the benefit of such a process might be (aside from no splitting into separate threads like some yarns tend to do when you crochet) but it’s neat and I like it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I got this weird yarn that’s like a white cotton lattice tube with wool blown into it, and I’m not sure what the benefit of such a process might be (aside from no splitting into separate threads like some yarns tend to do when you crochet) but it’s neat and I like it.
Holy shit.
I’m blazing through this book, and I am even using a highlighter—I don’t highlight shit, I’m a delinquent.
I think this book is rewiring my brain.
I’m blazing through this book, and I am even using a highlighter—I don’t highlight shit, I’m a delinquent.
I think this book is rewiring my brain.
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Holy shit.
I’m blazing through this book, and I am even using a highlighter—I don’t highlight shit, I’m a delinquent.
I think this book is rewiring my brain.
I’m blazing through this book, and I am even using a highlighter—I don’t highlight shit, I’m a delinquent.
I think this book is rewiring my brain.
If you can sum up a work of art in a prompt, then it has no reason to exist.
We make art when other, more straightforward forms of communication fail us.
We make art when other, more straightforward forms of communication fail us.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you can sum up a work of art in a prompt, then it has no reason to exist.
We make art when other, more straightforward forms of communication fail us.
We make art when other, more straightforward forms of communication fail us.
Show me the champion of light, I’ll show you the herald of darkness!
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Show me the champion of light, I’ll show you the herald of darkness!
The vibe I bring to the party:
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The vibe I bring to the party:
I look (and feel) crappy today but my World Series Addison Barger jersey just arrived and I’m sure I’ll delete this selfie, but yay!
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I look (and feel) crappy today but my World Series Addison Barger jersey just arrived and I’m sure I’ll delete this selfie, but yay!
I need you to understand that sometimes when it seems like I won’t stop posting, it’s because I’m trapped under a cat.
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I need you to understand that sometimes when it seems like I won’t stop posting, it’s because I’m trapped under a cat.
God I wish Bluesky supported gifs
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
God I wish Bluesky supported gifs
Doug Ford gave $10M to the owners of a strip club.
Let me say this again for you:
Doug Ford’s conservative government gave $10 million Canadian dollars to the owners of a high end strip club.
Doug wants Toronto to be a playground for the ultra rich. This is fucking ridiculous.
Let me say this again for you:
Doug Ford’s conservative government gave $10 million Canadian dollars to the owners of a high end strip club.
Doug wants Toronto to be a playground for the ultra rich. This is fucking ridiculous.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Doug Ford gave $10M to the owners of a strip club.
Let me say this again for you:
Doug Ford’s conservative government gave $10 million Canadian dollars to the owners of a high end strip club.
Doug wants Toronto to be a playground for the ultra rich. This is fucking ridiculous.
Let me say this again for you:
Doug Ford’s conservative government gave $10 million Canadian dollars to the owners of a high end strip club.
Doug wants Toronto to be a playground for the ultra rich. This is fucking ridiculous.