I wanna third wheel a happy couple but I'm their dog and they're nice to me

bukkake but instead of cumming on my face a bunch of guys spit alcohol into my mouth until I'm drunk enough to let them all cum on my face

oegh god

I'm not gay but if I'm really horny and I pull down my pants there's this smell and I feel weird and I wanna know what it would be like to be with another guy and to kiss a bit and experience that smell from another person and to taste it and stuff

daydrinking makes me wassa post pictures of myself

unbeatable (wishlist now) social media person is doing numbers in the keeping me excited category

chat guess who's not unemployed anymore
can't fw me when I do good in games now

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

a lot of people don't like the fortnite pickle skin, but a lot of people also didn't like jesus christ

Zinger? i hardly know 'er

Zing!

God forbid a woman have hobbies

is it just me or does elon look really fat in his recent appearances