Alysa 🍀
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Rambling thoughts from a random human
That are slowly turning into TV rewatches 💀📺
& no, that's not how you pronounce my name
Collab maybe? 📩 [email protected]
That are slowly turning into TV rewatches 💀📺
& no, that's not how you pronounce my name
Collab maybe? 📩 [email protected]
Also, WAS THAT PEDRO PASCAL DANCING ON THE PORCH 😭😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Also, WAS THAT PEDRO PASCAL DANCING ON THE PORCH 😭😭😭
I lied, I watched the halftime show. It was incredible. I cried. I am forever a Benito stan. 😭
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I lied, I watched the halftime show. It was incredible. I cried. I am forever a Benito stan. 😭
Survivor S6 E6 Christy honey pls. Never listen to men, esp in this game!! Everyone's lying!
And Rob, never beating the allegations. Putting you on the moon wouldn't be far enough, you creep.
And Rob, never beating the allegations. Putting you on the moon wouldn't be far enough, you creep.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Survivor S6 E6 Christy honey pls. Never listen to men, esp in this game!! Everyone's lying!
And Rob, never beating the allegations. Putting you on the moon wouldn't be far enough, you creep.
And Rob, never beating the allegations. Putting you on the moon wouldn't be far enough, you creep.
Survivor S6 E5 😫 Women really get blindsided by the opportunity for chisme. Darn you Jenna and your info dump to Dave. Why can no one keep a secret in this game!!!
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Survivor S6 E5 😫 Women really get blindsided by the opportunity for chisme. Darn you Jenna and your info dump to Dave. Why can no one keep a secret in this game!!!
I'll be live-posting my rewatch of Survivor instead, cuz lbr that's a lot more fun. 🤓
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'll be live-posting my rewatch of Survivor instead, cuz lbr that's a lot more fun. 🤓
I'd love an explanation as to why you're watching the Superb Owl today, after finding out that EVERY MAN IN POWER IS A P3D0. Not even the concert, I'll catch that on streaming. Do you love being ignorant and distracted? Hate children? Can't think critically? That's where we're at with sports.
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'd love an explanation as to why you're watching the Superb Owl today, after finding out that EVERY MAN IN POWER IS A P3D0. Not even the concert, I'll catch that on streaming. Do you love being ignorant and distracted? Hate children? Can't think critically? That's where we're at with sports.
Survivor S6 E3 ROB can you go ONE interview without talking about the women? Is it cuz you've never touched one??
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Survivor S6 E3 ROB can you go ONE interview without talking about the women? Is it cuz you've never touched one??
Survivor S6 E2 Absolutely overjoyed seeing the women win back to back against the boys. Someone mentioned the shame of losing to girls; yeah, that's the misogyny!!!
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Survivor S6 E2 Absolutely overjoyed seeing the women win back to back against the boys. Someone mentioned the shame of losing to girls; yeah, that's the misogyny!!!
Survivor The Amazon Season 6: the gender norms season, starting out men vs women. What wild commentary from the boys. 🤡 How many ways can we out ourselves as misogynists?
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Survivor The Amazon Season 6: the gender norms season, starting out men vs women. What wild commentary from the boys. 🤡 How many ways can we out ourselves as misogynists?
Loooved Markiplier's #IronLung. Such a good expansion to the universe and just downright spooky~ Cinematography, sound design, writing: all 🔝 tier. 🤌🏽 Can't wait to see where this movie takes him! 🤩
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Loooved Markiplier's #IronLung. Such a good expansion to the universe and just downright spooky~ Cinematography, sound design, writing: all 🔝 tier. 🤌🏽 Can't wait to see where this movie takes him! 🤩
BUT ANYWAY I was considering live (tweeting? posting? is that right??) the Survivor rewatches so who knows. A new hobby, lol.
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 AM
BUT ANYWAY I was considering live (tweeting? posting? is that right??) the Survivor rewatches so who knows. A new hobby, lol.
I'm rewatching Survivor with my first-time viewer husband and wow, much racism that prepubescent-me didn't clock. I know it's always been this bad, but man, is it blatant. 🥲
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I'm rewatching Survivor with my first-time viewer husband and wow, much racism that prepubescent-me didn't clock. I know it's always been this bad, but man, is it blatant. 🥲
Just do the dang thing already!!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just do the dang thing already!!!
All the puppy play dates in 2026 🐕🥎
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
All the puppy play dates in 2026 🐕🥎
I think it's time to hibernate for the rest of the month 🥱
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I think it's time to hibernate for the rest of the month 🥱
..and then there's the Steam winter sale 🎮💸
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
..and then there's the Steam winter sale 🎮💸
I think there's a word out there that describes the action of collecting more books when you have a bunch already on your TBR. I have that, but also for video games. 🕹️
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think there's a word out there that describes the action of collecting more books when you have a bunch already on your TBR. I have that, but also for video games. 🕹️
Also, imagine being proud about being mean?? Get help!
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Also, imagine being proud about being mean?? Get help!
I know, I'd be obsessed with me too 🥰💖
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I know, I'd be obsessed with me too 🥰💖
Damn, I love a good change of perspective 🤌🏽✨ #vacationmode
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Damn, I love a good change of perspective 🤌🏽✨ #vacationmode
I'm still tired from cooking on Thursday 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm still tired from cooking on Thursday 🥲
We've broken the 🦃 curse by not having one. 😆 Pork belly all day, baybeeee!! 🇵🇭
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We've broken the 🦃 curse by not having one. 😆 Pork belly all day, baybeeee!! 🇵🇭
It's always the ones who think they're Kendrick, when they're actually just Drake.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It's always the ones who think they're Kendrick, when they're actually just Drake.
Wow, crazy how things work out, huh? 😂😬 Message loud and clear, universe!
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Wow, crazy how things work out, huh? 😂😬 Message loud and clear, universe!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage