Alche_
@alcheunderscore.bsky.social
♂️ some guy who is absolute hot dogshit in human form.
⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
MY WIFE just merged the EXCEEDINGLY RARE conjoined baby merge!
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
MY WIFE just merged the EXCEEDINGLY RARE conjoined baby merge!
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October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح
yes balls sky, this is exactly what korean looks, reads, and sounds like.
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
yes balls sky, this is exactly what korean looks, reads, and sounds like.
oh yeah it's october now
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
oh yeah it's october now
oh. you are one of those guys.
August 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
oh. you are one of those guys.
uk government, please let me see naked boobies and dick on the internet i am a human creature person and i am very trustworthy in seeing naked people. here is proof of me being a human that is trustworthy in seeing humans without clothes:
July 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
uk government, please let me see naked boobies and dick on the internet i am a human creature person and i am very trustworthy in seeing naked people. here is proof of me being a human that is trustworthy in seeing humans without clothes:
One day, all of you will ache like i do, and the empty cries you beckon out facing the world is met with the oppressive apathy that surrounds you. Every comfort you own will turn to dust as your soul atrophies under your sins you could never wash off, for they are eternal.
July 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
One day, all of you will ache like i do, and the empty cries you beckon out facing the world is met with the oppressive apathy that surrounds you. Every comfort you own will turn to dust as your soul atrophies under your sins you could never wash off, for they are eternal.
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER ROLLERCOASTER OF ON AND OFF PANIC ATTACKS! I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LIVING WOOOOOO!!!
June 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER ROLLERCOASTER OF ON AND OFF PANIC ATTACKS! I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LIVING WOOOOOO!!!
HOOKER SPOTTED!
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER ACQUIRED!
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER ACQUIRED!
June 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
HOOKER SPOTTED!
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER ACQUIRED!
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER ACQUIRED!
y'know, i feel like i have seen all that needs to be seen, experienced all that is to be had, and done all that has need to be done. i don't really think life actually offers me anything beyond empty comforts and worry.
it's not time to peace out yet, but i don't think 40+ years left is necessary.
it's not time to peace out yet, but i don't think 40+ years left is necessary.
May 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
y'know, i feel like i have seen all that needs to be seen, experienced all that is to be had, and done all that has need to be done. i don't really think life actually offers me anything beyond empty comforts and worry.
it's not time to peace out yet, but i don't think 40+ years left is necessary.
it's not time to peace out yet, but i don't think 40+ years left is necessary.
"Did Alche die in his sleep checkup that ranges from 1 day to 9 years"
Did Alche die in his sleep?
No.
Did Alche die in his sleep?
No.
May 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Did Alche die in his sleep checkup that ranges from 1 day to 9 years"
Did Alche die in his sleep?
No.
Did Alche die in his sleep?
No.
these are all of the above.
May 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
these are all of the above.
i have two personalities:
May 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i have two personalities:
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May 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I know what you did 2 years ago on this day and on this exact time...
May 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I know what you did 2 years ago on this day and on this exact time...
another small random incoherent dump of things on my phone
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(1/2)
May 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
another small random incoherent dump of things on my phone
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(1/2)
my brain is actively decaying rn.
have a video i guess.
have a video i guess.
April 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my brain is actively decaying rn.
have a video i guess.
have a video i guess.
>get mildly ill or get a bit of pain
>go to sleep
>didn't die
it'll happen next time bros...
>go to sleep
>didn't die
it'll happen next time bros...
April 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
>get mildly ill or get a bit of pain
>go to sleep
>didn't die
it'll happen next time bros...
>go to sleep
>didn't die
it'll happen next time bros...
if being ugly was a crime, i would be sent straight to the gallows.
April 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
if being ugly was a crime, i would be sent straight to the gallows.
i am running out of funny things to say now. this account is either gonna be schizoposts every now and again, me ranting about depression/anxiety, or just dumping whatever memes are on my computer or tablet.
sorry bros.
sorry bros.
April 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i am running out of funny things to say now. this account is either gonna be schizoposts every now and again, me ranting about depression/anxiety, or just dumping whatever memes are on my computer or tablet.
sorry bros.
sorry bros.