Alche_
@alcheunderscore.bsky.social
♂️ some guy who is absolute hot dogshit in human form.
⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
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when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔
idk what is going on anymore
a picture of smurfs and mushrooms with a sign that says i love toxic mold sorry it 's the mold talking
ALT: a picture of smurfs and mushrooms with a sign that says i love toxic mold sorry it 's the mold talking
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
idk what is going on anymore
i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged
Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!
امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح
ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken
When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.
my piss is black, jut like my hart.
💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️
💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my piss is black, jut like my hart.
💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️
💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️
oh yeah it's october now
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
oh yeah it's october now
add a horse to british parliament debates
October 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
add a horse to british parliament debates
there's going to be a day in a few years time where those "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." mugs and t-shirts are going to be replace "Google" in the sentence with "ChatGPT".
September 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
there's going to be a day in a few years time where those "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." mugs and t-shirts are going to be replace "Google" in the sentence with "ChatGPT".
i have never played umamusune because i am not much of a gacha guy. but i do like agnes tachyon because if 70% of fan art depicts her as an insane lunatic scientist woman, then i am sold. i love crazy and mentally unstable women!!!
September 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i have never played umamusune because i am not much of a gacha guy. but i do like agnes tachyon because if 70% of fan art depicts her as an insane lunatic scientist woman, then i am sold. i love crazy and mentally unstable women!!!
We are all labubu's destined towards being disposed in god's landfill.
September 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We are all labubu's destined towards being disposed in god's landfill.
today is so fucking shit man, why am i filled with so much dread and sadness man?
September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
today is so fucking shit man, why am i filled with so much dread and sadness man?
true suffering is not understood until you stub your toe and bruise it
September 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
true suffering is not understood until you stub your toe and bruise it
call me slop the way i add no value to anything
September 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
call me slop the way i add no value to anything
god has left me unfinished and not intended for this world at all
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
god has left me unfinished and not intended for this world at all
"i need me a femboy furry boyfriend haha", i say to myself knowing i would turn down the opportunity because i am very shy and don't deserve love.
September 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"i need me a femboy furry boyfriend haha", i say to myself knowing i would turn down the opportunity because i am very shy and don't deserve love.
idea: make all life saving medicine taste so fucking bad that your body physically rejects it and barfs it out.
injected medicine will instead be mixed with sulphuric acid from yellowstone park to compensate for the fact you don't drink injections.
injected medicine will instead be mixed with sulphuric acid from yellowstone park to compensate for the fact you don't drink injections.
September 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
idea: make all life saving medicine taste so fucking bad that your body physically rejects it and barfs it out.
injected medicine will instead be mixed with sulphuric acid from yellowstone park to compensate for the fact you don't drink injections.
injected medicine will instead be mixed with sulphuric acid from yellowstone park to compensate for the fact you don't drink injections.
realistic horror game idea where your job application is going well, but then you have to write a stupid fucking shitty cover letter god i hate writing cover letters so much. cover letters are fucking ass, i want to work to DO STUFF and MAKE MONEY!!! I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ME x SHAREHOLDER FANFIC!!!!
August 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
realistic horror game idea where your job application is going well, but then you have to write a stupid fucking shitty cover letter god i hate writing cover letters so much. cover letters are fucking ass, i want to work to DO STUFF and MAKE MONEY!!! I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ME x SHAREHOLDER FANFIC!!!!
this loneliness is actually starting to eat into me. even in a household of family and pet animals, and a network of friends, i still feel like i am destined to die isolated and alone.
August 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
this loneliness is actually starting to eat into me. even in a household of family and pet animals, and a network of friends, i still feel like i am destined to die isolated and alone.
i really need to fucking cry and yet i feel as if my body is holding me back from doing so
August 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i really need to fucking cry and yet i feel as if my body is holding me back from doing so
The things residing in my head and body is going to tear me apart piece by piece until there is nothing left of me.
August 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The things residing in my head and body is going to tear me apart piece by piece until there is nothing left of me.