Albone
@albone.bsky.social
MONEY
VODKA
MARRIAGE
The irony kills me.
VODKA
MARRIAGE
The irony kills me.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026:
FRIEND
MARRIAGE
BOOBS
…Yes, I married my best friend and she’s well endowed… But I did that in 2018. THIS DOESN’T EXACTLY CLARIFY THINGS FOR 2026!!
FRIEND
MARRIAGE
BOOBS
…Yes, I married my best friend and she’s well endowed… But I did that in 2018. THIS DOESN’T EXACTLY CLARIFY THINGS FOR 2026!!
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
MONEY
VODKA
MARRIAGE
The irony kills me.
VODKA
MARRIAGE
The irony kills me.
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
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These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
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The moment where Hegseth ends his speech and not a single officer claps is the most hopeful thing I have seen in a long time.
September 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The moment where Hegseth ends his speech and not a single officer claps is the most hopeful thing I have seen in a long time.
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Every artist you admire has drawn absolute garbage. The difference is — they kept going. So will you. 🗑️ ➡️ ✨
June 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Every artist you admire has drawn absolute garbage. The difference is — they kept going. So will you. 🗑️ ➡️ ✨
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This can be a hard one to learn, but it's so important. You can't get distracted by what one reader says. Instead, look at the larger trends in your audience.
April 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This can be a hard one to learn, but it's so important. You can't get distracted by what one reader says. Instead, look at the larger trends in your audience.
At the AEW Collision show tonight.
March 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
At the AEW Collision show tonight.
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Well, it's happening again. We're broke. Fun. I have 5 copies of BOWIE here that I can sign for anyone that wants them for cover price and a little bit for shipping. DM me and let's talk!
Well, we’re negative in our bank account while I wait for the gears of publishing to turn slowly. Want a signed copy of BOWIE? Send me a DM and we’ll work out the details.
February 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Well, it's happening again. We're broke. Fun. I have 5 copies of BOWIE here that I can sign for anyone that wants them for cover price and a little bit for shipping. DM me and let's talk!
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Next up is Valkyrie by @albone.bsky.social! I have a bit of a history with writing Val, so the little unlucky anarchist is a bit near and dear to my heart.
February 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Next up is Valkyrie by @albone.bsky.social! I have a bit of a history with writing Val, so the little unlucky anarchist is a bit near and dear to my heart.
Goose egg.
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Goose egg.
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This little trick that Jesse Hamm taught me years ago has saved me lots of time as a comics penciller, so why not share it here?
July 6, 2023 at 9:57 PM
This little trick that Jesse Hamm taught me years ago has saved me lots of time as a comics penciller, so why not share it here?
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Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife?
Hegseth: Please stop helping me
Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
Hegseth: Please stop helping me
Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
January 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife?
Hegseth: Please stop helping me
Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
Hegseth: Please stop helping me
Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?
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Milwaukee cat peeps! Steve's adoption fee has been covered, you can have this precious handsome man in your life RIGHT NOW for FREE!
January 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Milwaukee cat peeps! Steve's adoption fee has been covered, you can have this precious handsome man in your life RIGHT NOW for FREE!
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This was the cornerstone of my opening-day lecture for my Storytelling students at UArts: Ideas are Bul$#!+!
January 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This was the cornerstone of my opening-day lecture for my Storytelling students at UArts: Ideas are Bul$#!+!
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Time to break out my favourite video which sums things up perfectly.
December 27, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Time to break out my favourite video which sums things up perfectly.
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I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
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This actually grew into a whole damn book; finishing it now.
December 6, 2024 at 12:03 AM
This actually grew into a whole damn book; finishing it now.
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Er, there was misinformation about our policy change regarding anesthesia, so we're not doing it anymore.
I can smell the bullshit from my living room.
If there's misinformation about an, ostensibly necessary, policy change, you don't stop the policy change. You educate via press release
I can smell the bullshit from my living room.
If there's misinformation about an, ostensibly necessary, policy change, you don't stop the policy change. You educate via press release
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield to reverse plan to cap anesthesia coverage in 3 states following concerns
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield said it will reverse a plan that would cap anesthesia coverage in Connecticut, Missouri and New York.
abcnews.go.com
December 6, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Er, there was misinformation about our policy change regarding anesthesia, so we're not doing it anymore.
I can smell the bullshit from my living room.
If there's misinformation about an, ostensibly necessary, policy change, you don't stop the policy change. You educate via press release
I can smell the bullshit from my living room.
If there's misinformation about an, ostensibly necessary, policy change, you don't stop the policy change. You educate via press release
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Reminder! Apple is forcing Patreon to increase their prices by 30% when using the app. Use your browser to pay the normal price for memberships & individual item purchases 💸💸💸
www.theverge.com/2024/8/12/24...
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September 26, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Reminder! Apple is forcing Patreon to increase their prices by 30% when using the app. Use your browser to pay the normal price for memberships & individual item purchases 💸💸💸
www.theverge.com/2024/8/12/24...
www.theverge.com/2024/8/12/24...