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Teenage Arthur (to Merlin): So I’m the son of Uther Pendragon?
The heir?
Merlin: Shush!
Arthur: No! Why am I here in Cumbria?
Merlin: Your father told me to hide you. The Questing Beast is still active. They have a contract on you.
Arthur: Who are they?
Merlin: Assasins! They don’t know you’re here.
The heir?
Merlin: Shush!
Arthur: No! Why am I here in Cumbria?
Merlin: Your father told me to hide you. The Questing Beast is still active. They have a contract on you.
Arthur: Who are they?
Merlin: Assasins! They don’t know you’re here.
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Teenage Arthur (to Merlin): So I’m the son of Uther Pendragon?
The heir?
Merlin: Shush!
Arthur: No! Why am I here in Cumbria?
Merlin: Your father told me to hide you. The Questing Beast is still active. They have a contract on you.
Arthur: Who are they?
Merlin: Assasins! They don’t know you’re here.
The heir?
Merlin: Shush!
Arthur: No! Why am I here in Cumbria?
Merlin: Your father told me to hide you. The Questing Beast is still active. They have a contract on you.
Arthur: Who are they?
Merlin: Assasins! They don’t know you’re here.
King Arthur was born in Cornwall and spent his childhood in Cumbria. He spent most of his life in Somerset. His immediate ancestors were Breton. But those Breton ancestors came from Conan Meriadoc of Siluria (South Wales). So Arthur considered himself as being Cambrian (Welsh) in heritage.
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
King Arthur was born in Cornwall and spent his childhood in Cumbria. He spent most of his life in Somerset. His immediate ancestors were Breton. But those Breton ancestors came from Conan Meriadoc of Siluria (South Wales). So Arthur considered himself as being Cambrian (Welsh) in heritage.
Englishman: Our national hero is King Arthur.
Welshman: Than your national hero is a Welshman who fought the English tooth and nail. Thank you! And most of you have never even heard of Hengest and Horsa. Thank you again!
Welshman: Than your national hero is a Welshman who fought the English tooth and nail. Thank you! And most of you have never even heard of Hengest and Horsa. Thank you again!
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Englishman: Our national hero is King Arthur.
Welshman: Than your national hero is a Welshman who fought the English tooth and nail. Thank you! And most of you have never even heard of Hengest and Horsa. Thank you again!
Welshman: Than your national hero is a Welshman who fought the English tooth and nail. Thank you! And most of you have never even heard of Hengest and Horsa. Thank you again!
King Arthur: The inhabitants of this nunnery hath insulted me. Burn it down!
Galahad (shocked): But sire, they are nuns!
King Arthur: It matters not. Those who treat me as an Anglo-Saxon shall I likewise treat as an Anglo-Saxon. And this is how I treat Anglo-Saxons! I believe in gender equality!
Galahad (shocked): But sire, they are nuns!
King Arthur: It matters not. Those who treat me as an Anglo-Saxon shall I likewise treat as an Anglo-Saxon. And this is how I treat Anglo-Saxons! I believe in gender equality!
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
King Arthur: The inhabitants of this nunnery hath insulted me. Burn it down!
Galahad (shocked): But sire, they are nuns!
King Arthur: It matters not. Those who treat me as an Anglo-Saxon shall I likewise treat as an Anglo-Saxon. And this is how I treat Anglo-Saxons! I believe in gender equality!
Galahad (shocked): But sire, they are nuns!
King Arthur: It matters not. Those who treat me as an Anglo-Saxon shall I likewise treat as an Anglo-Saxon. And this is how I treat Anglo-Saxons! I believe in gender equality!
Shrill, slightly bipolar people, if you are rude I will not hesitate to block you. I see enough nutjobs in real life. I won’t have it!😡
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Shrill, slightly bipolar people, if you are rude I will not hesitate to block you. I see enough nutjobs in real life. I won’t have it!😡
Trump couldn’t do a single thing for one second if it wasn’t for the Republican base. They empower him, they enable his every move. He gained power by exploiting their putrid beliefs. If you’re going to blame someone for all of this, blame all of them. It’s all their fault. Spotlight on them!🦑
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Trump couldn’t do a single thing for one second if it wasn’t for the Republican base. They empower him, they enable his every move. He gained power by exploiting their putrid beliefs. If you’re going to blame someone for all of this, blame all of them. It’s all their fault. Spotlight on them!🦑
Republican base: Whatever Trump is, that’s what you all actually are. Trump is your mirror. And you and your reflection are Ugly.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Republican base: Whatever Trump is, that’s what you all actually are. Trump is your mirror. And you and your reflection are Ugly.
When The Ramones came out, the platinum album “rock” bands didn’t like them very much. Because it then became very clear that they were all phony pop groups bearing the false label of “rock.” When the crowd realized that their phony mass-produced music was no longer cool, they switched to hip-hop.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When The Ramones came out, the platinum album “rock” bands didn’t like them very much. Because it then became very clear that they were all phony pop groups bearing the false label of “rock.” When the crowd realized that their phony mass-produced music was no longer cool, they switched to hip-hop.
When Jesus died, Christianity began. When The Ramones died, their songs appeared in TV commercials. The Ramones would have liked that.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When Jesus died, Christianity began. When The Ramones died, their songs appeared in TV commercials. The Ramones would have liked that.
The Real 1984:
Man: My mind is enslaved, I can’t think a single rational thought!
Friend: I just can’t stop dancing! Disco Is Everywhere!😱
Man: My mind is enslaved, I can’t think a single rational thought!
Friend: I just can’t stop dancing! Disco Is Everywhere!😱
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Real 1984:
Man: My mind is enslaved, I can’t think a single rational thought!
Friend: I just can’t stop dancing! Disco Is Everywhere!😱
Man: My mind is enslaved, I can’t think a single rational thought!
Friend: I just can’t stop dancing! Disco Is Everywhere!😱
If you try to mention all of these things here on Bluesky in the outside world, people will duck their heads and run away. American politics has become Unmentionable. It has officially become Obscenity.🤬
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you try to mention all of these things here on Bluesky in the outside world, people will duck their heads and run away. American politics has become Unmentionable. It has officially become Obscenity.🤬
The Afghanis would hate the Taliban if the Taliban wasn’t holding a gun to their heads. Let’s make sure that America never becomes Afghanistan.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Afghanis would hate the Taliban if the Taliban wasn’t holding a gun to their heads. Let’s make sure that America never becomes Afghanistan.
The Irish hate the IRA, just like the Palestinians hate Hamas, the Sicilians hate the Mafia, and the Israelis hate their government. And the same way that Americans hate MAGA.
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Irish hate the IRA, just like the Palestinians hate Hamas, the Sicilians hate the Mafia, and the Israelis hate their government. And the same way that Americans hate MAGA.
1970s
Southern Democrat: Dagnabbit! The liberals have taken over our party! How are we going to be racists now?
Friend: Let’s take over the Republican Party. We’ll still be the Southern Democrats, but we’ll have a really great disguise!
Southern Democrat: Dagnabbit! The liberals have taken over our party! How are we going to be racists now?
Friend: Let’s take over the Republican Party. We’ll still be the Southern Democrats, but we’ll have a really great disguise!
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
1970s
Southern Democrat: Dagnabbit! The liberals have taken over our party! How are we going to be racists now?
Friend: Let’s take over the Republican Party. We’ll still be the Southern Democrats, but we’ll have a really great disguise!
Southern Democrat: Dagnabbit! The liberals have taken over our party! How are we going to be racists now?
Friend: Let’s take over the Republican Party. We’ll still be the Southern Democrats, but we’ll have a really great disguise!
The Republican Party is the party of Moonshine, Evangelicalism and Rebellion!
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Republican Party is the party of Moonshine, Evangelicalism and Rebellion!
Republican Party: We will not rest until every idiot in America has a gun.🔫
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Republican Party: We will not rest until every idiot in America has a gun.🔫
Trump: A landfill is the way to go. Instead of draining the swamp, let’s fill it up with money. Wait, where’s the swamp?
Republican (pointing): It’s that big green mountain over there.🤑
Republican (pointing): It’s that big green mountain over there.🤑
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Trump: A landfill is the way to go. Instead of draining the swamp, let’s fill it up with money. Wait, where’s the swamp?
Republican (pointing): It’s that big green mountain over there.🤑
Republican (pointing): It’s that big green mountain over there.🤑
The Ramones are my favorite band. But I don’t like the part where they’re all dead. They gave rock and roll twenty more years, but lost their lives in the process. Rock and roll kind of drifted apart and broke up into crap after they were gone. You can’t have an airplane without glue.
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Ramones are my favorite band. But I don’t like the part where they’re all dead. They gave rock and roll twenty more years, but lost their lives in the process. Rock and roll kind of drifted apart and broke up into crap after they were gone. You can’t have an airplane without glue.
Chuck Schumer (rolling the dice): I’m going to bet everything on this one roll!
Other Democrats: He’s using our money to gamble! We’re losing our💩.
Other Democrats: He’s using our money to gamble! We’re losing our💩.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Chuck Schumer (rolling the dice): I’m going to bet everything on this one roll!
Other Democrats: He’s using our money to gamble! We’re losing our💩.
Other Democrats: He’s using our money to gamble! We’re losing our💩.
What is a liberal called who doesn’t like socialists or moderates? An average liberal.
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What is a liberal called who doesn’t like socialists or moderates? An average liberal.
People who voted for Trump, now you finally see yourselves the way others see you … as dumb as dirt.👎
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
People who voted for Trump, now you finally see yourselves the way others see you … as dumb as dirt.👎
MTG (looking at Trump’s post slagging her): And just like that, my entire past is rendered meaningless!
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
MTG (looking at Trump’s post slagging her): And just like that, my entire past is rendered meaningless!
2030:
Teacher: Johnny, what did we learn from the Donald Trump experience?
Johnny: Orange makeup is not a good thing to put on your face.
Teacher: Johnny, what did we learn from the Donald Trump experience?
Johnny: Orange makeup is not a good thing to put on your face.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
2030:
Teacher: Johnny, what did we learn from the Donald Trump experience?
Johnny: Orange makeup is not a good thing to put on your face.
Teacher: Johnny, what did we learn from the Donald Trump experience?
Johnny: Orange makeup is not a good thing to put on your face.
“How come you always smile when nothing’s funny?”
“It’s part of debutante training.”
“It’s part of debutante training.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“How come you always smile when nothing’s funny?”
“It’s part of debutante training.”
“It’s part of debutante training.”
Horses and Men (after Humpty Trumpty’s great fall): Who could guess that Donny could make such a great omelette?🥚
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Horses and Men (after Humpty Trumpty’s great fall): Who could guess that Donny could make such a great omelette?🥚